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Pirate Dubya

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a decider and I decide things. I decided that I cannot handle my booze anymore and devoted my life to the born again christian coaliton. Baseball is fun and so are running oil companies because its not whether you win or lose or make a profit, it's how much fun you can have. Being President is hard. Sometimes it keeps me up past my bedtime and I get cranky and invade countries like Iraq. But I decided to have others make my decisions because I can do that being a decider. I decided to like clearing brush, it gives me practice on what I want to do to all things that grow on this planet. Fudge is tasty.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Barney, Speed Racer, Kimba the White Lion, Natalie from Facts of Life, and Mr T.

My Blog

fudge

I love fudge.  It is supreme.  I have a force of milkcrates.  So beware.  Oh and I also like yazee.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:46:00 GMT

advise

People say that I plan on vetoing the any bill presented by the domcrats.  That is not true.  They just cant give me the bill during cheeto hour.  I will get orange cheeto stuff all ove...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:00:00 GMT

kids stuff

Laura had the spelling bee geeks here this past week.  I don't want to spell with them anyways.  Plus that Candaian was in our spelling bee.  Man if he won I was ready to have him sent ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:48:00 GMT

constitutional rights to bear arms.

According to the constitution everyone has the right to bear arms.  I am a strong defender of this.  It also states that they are for a well regulated militia, I am also for that. right to b...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:24:00 GMT

to the rescue

Everyone says I want to invade Iran.  No, the British will do that for us.  They already sent soldiers to get into trouble and they will have to invade with 10,000 troops to rescue them and ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:33:00 GMT

pirate supplies

My pirate factories are in for alotta work.  There are uh 23700 men and women wounded, so that means thousands of hooks, eye patches and peg legs must be made.  We will spare no cost on gett...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:49:00 GMT

I am a quackin duck

quack, quack, quac-uh-quack quack quak quakity-uh-quack quack. I just want to quack Iran, but the quackin demoquacks will not let me.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:51:00 GMT

decision maker

People ask me why I have switched from being the "DECIDER" to the decision maker.  Do not tell anyone but I have not switched.  The "DECIDER" is now my super hero name.  So when danger ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 19:18:00 GMT

looking for the future

It is now time for me to think about my future.  I guess I am going to have to get a new job.  But what am I qualified for?  Run a business or another country? No the Dickmeister said I...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:46:00 GMT

Iraq plan pt II

Things they would not let me state in my Iraq plan because it's suppose to be a secret' so don't tell anyone ok? Fudge in every Iraqi household.  We need more troops because that is a lot of fudg...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:25:00 GMT