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About Me

My name is John and i do tonnes of rad shit that chiks cant get enough off, u know drawin comix and rad pictures and shit, hunting for dinosaurs(theres got to be one alive some where, in a cave or something....come out dude show your self...we wont do any testing and shit, or make some crazy rotating stage show out of your scaly beauty,King Kong is just a movie my huge ancient reptile buddy...dont be scared.)I also make toys and take already made toys and make them more kik ass by doing rad shit to them.(touching them and stuff)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can move things with the power of thought... concentrate and maybe u have that power...focous....nope nothin...u suk. msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vY29sbGVjdC5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5 jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj1pbnZpdGUuYWRkZnJpZW5kX3ZlcmlmeSZmcmllbmR JRD0xNzU0NTY4MDUmTXlUb2tlbj1mZTQ4YWNiMi1mNDRjLTQwMjItOTI1Zi1 mNDE0ODI3MTYwZjM="

Music:

bagpipes and shredding licks

Movies:

i went to the movies the other day and it was like ten bucks to get in ... i was like WHAT! TEN BUCKS! fuk off!! Old lady u can stik your ten dollar movie, im goin dinosaur huntin.Thats fun for free.

Television:

lots of Tv....most of its not actually on tv cause tv now days suks big balls...not like when i was a boy and big brother one and 2 rocked, but the writing just isnt up to scratch in the later bigbrothers.

Books:

books that arent comixs just dont have enough pictures in them and words alone just lose my inter..........

Heroes:

Steve irwin....he fukin grabbed a sting ray with his heart...u cant luv an animal more that that...the man loved animals...my hero.

My Blog

cloverfield review

I would rather have a group of homelessmen hold me down and urinate onto my forehead whilst thumb tacks are forced into my shins by midgets (also homeless) with rabies then have...
Posted by jstew on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:53:00 PST

Snakeypoos

Hey dudes if anyone is interested i had a fight to the death with a huge carpet python in my back yard the other day. Fuk it was rad, but i think it crushed the life out of me as since the snake ...
Posted by jstew on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

no teeth driving

I love it when the ederly( pants pissers....i cant wait) pull up to a petrol station and take ten minutes to get themselfs out of the car ( landcruiser 4wd at that). Then cant lift the the the petrol ...
Posted by jstew on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

my space hey....

Coming soon...pics of toys n cool stuff...that is all.
Posted by jstew on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:01:00 PST