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Jason

About Me

Can't I make this about someone else, why does it have to be about me?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You know, the same person everyone else wants to meet: a blind, deaf, and dumb nympho who has no problem with performing oral sex at least 10 times daily, and who's father owns a liquor store and has access to a shitload of drugs... What, that's not who everyone else wants to meet?

Music:

At the moment, Jazz, Jazz, and more Jazz, but that could change at any time...

Movies:

Haven't seen a good one in a while, last good one that comes to mind is probably "The Salton Sea." Then there was this one, that I don't know the name of, all about necrophilism. Caught it on IFC one night, some chick befriends this guy in a diner and they start fucking, but then after she's done screwing him, she takes off and sneaks into the mortuary where she works and starts fucking dead bodies. Now that was an interesting movie...

Television:

People still watch this stupid thing? I spent an hour the other day watching TV and almost threw up like 5 times - fucking commercials, or is it the TV shows, I don't know it's all quite nauseating. TV only causes me to wonder about stupid shit, besides the most pressing question: What the fuck has become of the human race, but more importantly, where the fuck did that 3rd lady go in the GasX commercial?!? You know the commercial, the 3 ladies sitting in the movie theater and they all blow up like fucking balloons cause of all the crappy mexican they ate the previous day and now they're all ready to crap in their pants right there in the theater... Well, this 3rd lady was the one on the far left in the pink, and if I remember correctly, she was the one that blew up to the tune of "GAS," but now when they show this commercial, you don't see her at all anymore, she has just completely vanished. They've completely cut her out of the commercial, though I think you can still see her sleeve at one point, but she definitely doesn't even have the supporting role she used to have. I mean they even cut the part out where the lady in the middle is trying to rub in the fact that she got rid of all her gas and bloating with GasX and offers her some popcorn! What the fuck is going on with that, it's driving me nuts and I need someone to tell me why the fuck she's not in the commercial anymore!

Books:

I'll read just about anything, but my favs have definitely gotta be Mr. Huxley, Mr Hesse, RAW, and of course The Big D (as in Fyodor, ya know C&P!)...