Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II

About Me

I am a leader. Unless someone is in front of me. I then attempt to pass that person. I have never liked Cheerios, asparagus, second chances to make first impressions, drugs, booze, meaningless sex, or pictures of people I know getting hit by cars. I have always liked Rice Crispies, tomatoes, the impression I leave first, sobriety, chastity, and pictures of people I know not getting hit by cars. I think that most of the people in this world can be summed up as those who understand me and those who don't, and I have no patience at all for the latter. I think that you make your own luck, it's truly amazing what you can get if you ask the right person, all dogs go to heaven, and people, when given the chance, will always act according to their whim. I, to put it simply, am simultaneously better and worse than anyone you have ever known. And I hate fishing.

My Interests

state of apathy.

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Clarkson Ingram

Music:

Not a fan.

Movies:

Anything porn.

Television:

We all know who everybody loves!

Books:

DAN FUCKING BROWN. Do other people write books?

Heroes:

I'm my own hero. It's easier to keep up with.

My Blog

I have a fucking crush on you! Deal with it. Cunt!

Okay, so I am mildly addicted to Myspace/facebook poker. Fucking sue me, right. But, I don't know why I send a bulliten every time I decide to blow my mywad on myspace poker. I mean,...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

A Cold Night in San Francisco

I was lucky enough, as many of you already know, to be employed in San Francisco. I worked as a barman in a small pub, long since forgotten. It was 1865, and San Francisco, named for the p...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

Cookies Made For God From a Tard Named Gabe... and Rum

The letter came in the morning, but I didn't have the courage to open it until late that night after several gin and gins. That simple handwriting on the envelope told me that it was from a man ...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

About Nobody and Nobody Besides

That little voice inside my head screaming when I care Cold nights in Chicago smoking cigarettes outside A quiet band in a smarmy bar BIG GRAY MOUSTACHE FIGHTING WITH THE WIND Fountain pens Electr...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

My heart told my head to choose to whom I listen. My heart told my head to be free. Thanks.

So here it is. I'm enjoying a hangover on a fine spring morning. I had eggs for breakfast and some ham or something, potatoes. It was delicious. I went to the store with my go...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

Street Credulous - AKA the colonoscopy incident

My life kills the writer in me, but the writer in me kills my life. I just don't really like either aspect, and one day I will end them both to a real job and some fuck trophys, but for now I wo...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:45:00 PST

I am sorry for not caring about everything I have ever done that caused anyone else discomfort.

People just don't have a sense of humor anymore. I would like to state a few examples from my own life. These clever comments caused no laugh, no smile, and often evoked unnecessary anger....
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST

But They're So Slimy!

I was traveling around Kentucky looking for a good country bar where I could hear some fishing stories. I loathe fishing, but I...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:43:00 PST

What I think.

You know what I like to do when I am bored at home and have some money to blow? I go out on the street in front of my apartment...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:31:00 PST

Per's Resume

Per Wennstrom: Man of Sensuality Personal Information Marital status: Single Nationality: Im Swedish! Age:&...
Posted by Potent Allosteric Activator of PFK II on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:27:00 PST