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thom

whats all the hullabaloo about?

About Me

I made a loaf of bread. It turned out ok. I planned on making a sandwhich from it. I thought I would feel good about myself while eating the sandwhich. You know, like maybe the sandwhich would be more satifying because I made the bread myself. No bread factory was involved in the sandwhich. Then I ate the sandwhich and the bread was too dry. It was also crumby. Very crumby indeed. It made a little mess in my sandwhich eating area. I dont like crumby messes. All in all it was substandard sandwhich. Maybe I should learn how to make good sandwhich bread. Or maybe I should give up. My main motivator for trying again is that I allready bought a bread pan. Yes, I must get my five dollars worth from the bread pan.

My Interests

Question Of The Day: Does a car look better with three hubcaps or with zero hubcaps?

Music:

In alpahbetical order from my computer - Art Brut, Bad Astronaut, Band of Horses, Beck, Belle and Sebastion, Black Flag, etc.......

Movies:

motion pictures!

Television:

what-ev

Books:

duh

My Blog

He just wanted a nice 40 0z and a bridge to sit under

I saw a hobo riding his bike with a forty ounce in a paper bag hanging from the handlebar.  I noticed him while sitting at the light, he wobbled across the street on his crappy bike.  Everyt...
Posted by thom on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

Life On The Edge

Some people go through life with safeguards and backups.  Not me.  I like life on the edge.  Like a drunken tightrope walker with a chip on his shoulder I recklessly undulated and wobbl...
Posted by thom on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST

More notes on breakfast food

 I bought onion bagels at jewel because they were two for one.  Actually all the bagels were two for one but due to the selling power of two for one bagels, all that was left in stock was th...
Posted by thom on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

Honey Bunches of Oats

Honey Bunches of Oats is a fucking good cereal.  Every morning I know that I made the right choice when I pull it out of the cupboard and watch the golden oats casc...
Posted by thom on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST

New strain of Chicago snow found resistant to salt

AP  Chicago,  IL Public works department of Chicago has reported a new stain of snow that has developed resistance to salt and will not melt.  This new snow is believed to be a combination ...
Posted by thom on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 07:16:00 PST

A steamy pile of fun

  Yesterday I stepped in dog shit.  Not just a little bit, but like completely stepped in dog shit.  Like if a cartoon character were to step in dog shit, this is what it would have loo...
Posted by thom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let me tell you what you should do

Yes, thats right, I am a cubicle dweller.  One who is all powerful.  Yes, look at me, I got my tie, and a little ID badge that has my name, and my picture on it.  My fucking picture, h...
Posted by thom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

legal considerations

My origial myspace picture was from the book of a beatiful male model. It did not take to long for this picture to mysteriously disappear. I belive myspace shut down the picture because it contained...
Posted by thom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST