I have a streak, like a skunk. I've got diamonds in my eyes and a guitar solo attached to my face at all times. Sex and toast, or tea and toast. Everybody loves tea and toast. Nobody likes a whiner John. I'm an allergic reaction that some bearded dude had once upon a time to something SUPPOSEDLY gluten free. tsk...you just can't trust those bitches. Look what happened to us. Ted Nugent. Writing little songs, singing, playing guitar, drinking like ryan, trying to convince myself that I'm still asleep at work and it is in fact a dream, Talking to friends, lamenting ex-girlfriends, walking in the park (or fields+hills if i'm back home in Leek.) Jukeboxes, pubs, pretending to be Cusack/Mayer at social functions (dysfunctions?) Screaming to cheesy metal riffs when I'm on my own, Catfluff, crying, dreams, drums, loudness, picking up strange things on the street, falling asleep in clubs, pip, climbing trees, daydreams, real and not real, remembering, sunbeams, grass touching feet, snailtrails, sleeping in a tent, drunk phone calls, Becky's "get well soon" bag, Rayguns existing, Meow !, staring out of train windows, hold music on speakerphone, running in my work shoes, apple juice, Columbo's mac, blogs, berries, cormorants, subconcious and that feeling you get when you wake up in the night and feel both terrified and exhalted to be alive.BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH...loveandmoney
"You can't change the world, but you can change your underpants. If you wear underpants." -R.A
Doors, Pumpkins, Joni, Cat Stevens, Kyuss, Dylan, Zeppellin, Ryan Adams, Zwan, Jeff Buckley, Slint, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, superchunk, B & S, stooges, springsteen, Rage, Hendrix, Jesus and mary chain, John mayer, my bloody valentine, craig armstrong, tori amos, Idlewild, b.l.o.w, yo la tengo, manics, eric sati, beatles, pixies, dionosaur Jr. The music in my head which ownz all the bitchy fucks above... width="212" height="175"
Amelie, One flew over the cuckoos nest, Nosferatu, Garden state, Groundhog day, lost in translation. All endings to all films make me cry. This is all true. ...... .. width="212" height="175"
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a bunch of bullshit. It's bad for you and me. Sex and death and toast and ted nugent. batman fetus