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Derek M.

Every show counts for something.

About Me

You know what I rarely ever do? I so rarely ever update this damned thing. so whatever is written below has been that way for a couple of years now.
There are a few things that are absolutes in my life.
Among these are:
***I have a huge crush on the band Deerhoof. They always make me smile and when I watch a live video at home I always end up yelling and screaming.
***Live Prince shows do the same. I've been a Prince fan for nearly 25 years now. Although his records of the past 10 years have sucked pretty hard.
***If I could physically meld with any piece of music it would be the original piano rendition of "Pictures At an Exhibition" by Modest Mussorgsky. In fact I have blown up at least 3 speakers in my quest for this. My profile song is a noisy recording of it.
***I'm not the most organized individual. Rather cluttered. ***"If I Loved You" is one of the greatest songs ever written. From the musical "Carousel" by Richard Rogers and Oscar Hammerstein.
***I am primarily an introvert. Too many people or too much stimuli makes my head rush a million miles per hour. It's like the scene in 2001 when he's going through all the colours.
***If ever I were to stop playing music and performing my life would probably end. Or I'd go completely crazy. Well, too late on the latter.
***I don't believe in a god in the way that most organized religions do. There is not one superpower controlling everything. And to think that we humans are the most important thing in the universe is just plain silly. How egotistical. We're just a part of the whole machine of life like everything else.
***I love extreme weather and natural craziness. Examples: earthquakes, volcano eruptions (i'm relatively near Mt St. Helens. the last eruption was on my birthday. and i remember the big one in 1980, snow (particularly driving in the hills with snow), the ice-storm of 1997, the wind storm of 2006...all that stuff. I get so excited when these things happen.
***I hate humidity. It turns me into a whiny 3 year old brat.
***The piece "Fratres" by Arvo Part has become my sonic mantra, no matter which arrangement. I would like another piece of his, "Spiegel im Spiegel" (mirror in the mirror), played at my memorial service when i kick it sometime down the road.
***Waking up in the morning sucks.
***Waking up in the afternoon sucks.
***Waking up at night sucks.
***Actually, waking up in general just sucks. This isn't to mean that I hate *being* awake. It's the process of waking up that bites hard. i wish there was a way to just bypass that first hour of the day. Skip over to when I'm dressed and actually doing something.
***I'm the only one in my family without at least a master's degree. I do have a BA. My dad's a MD and both my mum and sister have master's.
***I really like all people, even the ones that tend to annoy or piss me off. I'm a musician. Though it does not pay the bills, nor do I want it to, that is what I am. Primarily I am a cellist but also play keyboards, guitars, and bass and a few "lucky" people get to hear me sing. I also write and record. I love spending hours experimenting with my equipment creating 'soundscapes' and noise. I generally do not put my music info on this page. If you're intersted check out my MySpace music site. HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DEREKMJOHNSON For a living I am a Rural mail carrier for the US Post Office. I really like my postal job. The unfortunate thing is that I'm a substitute so I'm on-call every day and sometimes I won't know I'm working until the morning of. I get to drive around in the middle of nowhere for several hours listening to whatever I want. It's like getting paid for a Sunday drive. A great job minus the uncertainty of weekly hours and how hard it is on my car. I recently 'retired' from teaching private cello lessons. I was so sick of using up my free day of the week. Now I have more time for gigs and my own music and such. ---------------------------------------------------- In general I very much enjoy spending time by myself to sink into my head. I love being out with people though so it's not like I'm just a hermit. My friends make me very happy and I missed them so much while I was hidden away in a marriage. But now I'm out and about and am ejoying all my old and new friends. I appreciate them much more now. :)Ok, now to be a bit more blunt about my eccentricities and such. I can have a tendancy to be obsessive about things. This can be both good and bad. Good in that things will get done in a maticulous manner. A lot can be accomplished and great strides can be made. Bad in that a lot of time can get wasted on insignificant details. Sometimes I think it can freak out new friends because the way I tend to generally oporate is that I'll spend a significant amount of time with a given individual or group of individuals and then travel on to another person or persons. It is my assumption that this can be overwhealming to some. I don't really know because no one tells me. Also, I can psychoanalyze myself and situations to death; to the point of things not making sence anymore. I'll write more later.

My Interests

Electronic music gear of various kinds. Some people like tools for cars and such but I'd rather have a room full of strange electronic things. I can't help but being politically oriented, living in a capital city and having graduated from one of the most liberal colleges in the nation. I'm not the most liberal person on the face of the earth but I'm definetly heavily leaning on the left. Starblazers! You know, the anime series from the late 70's to early 80's.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Particularly you.

Music:

------ELECTRONIC-ORIENTED-----Saul Stokes (home-built ambience), Coldcut, Aphex Twin, the Orb, Gong, Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, IQU, Kraftwerk (pre 1990), Zoviet France, Nin Inch Nails, Front 242, Stereolab, Amon Tobin, Air, DJ Shadow, Raymond Scott, Depeche Mode (pre 1993), the Art Of Noise, Morton Sobotnik, Goblin (did soundtracks for Susperia and others), Skinny Puppy, Material, Foetus, Steroid Maximus, J.G. Thirwell -----------BANDS/POP-----------Deerhoof, John Spencer Bluse Explosion, Prince, Unwound, This Mortal Coil, Mudhoney, Bali Girls, Sly & the Family Stone, the Beatles, the Who, Eureka Farm, Quasi, Belle & Sebastian, Death Cab For Cutie, the Melvins, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Yes (pre 1980), Pink Floyd, Dead Kennedys (greatest punk band ever), Radiohead, Metallica (AndJusticeForAll and previous), Parliment/Funkadelic, ---------JAZZ/IMPROV/'EXPERIMENTAL'/NOISE------Tom Waits, Theolonius Monk, Duke Ellington, Charlie Mingus, Count Basie Orchestra, Erik Friedlander (jazz cellist in NYC and a swell guy), Sonic Youth, John Coltrain, Miles Davis (my guitar amp Roland JC120 was on his last tour!), the Clusone Trio, the ICP Orchestra, Critters Buggin, Hovercraft, Hank Roberts (improv cellist in NY), Le Ton Mite (Zicmuse.com), Derek M. Johnson (yah, that's my own. ya gotta like what you do or there's no point in doing it.), ------------"CLASSICAL"-COMPOSERS/MUSICIANS/MUSICALS-------- - Ernest Bloch, Pauline Oliveros, Hector Villa-Lobos, George Gershwin, Gustav Holst, Bernard Herman, Erik Satie, Burt Backarac, Stephen Sondheim, Rogers & Hart, Luciano Berio, Yo-yo Ma, Mistlav Rostrapovich, Jaquline DuPre, Bela Bartok, Igor Stravinsky (except his 'classical' period), Alban Berg, Alphred Schnitke, Steve Reich, Verdi, Johannes Brahms, Vivaldi, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Chopin, Gustav Mahler, Achille Debussy, John Cage, Maurice Ravel, Modest Musorgsky (the original Piano version of "Pictures @ an Exhibition" is one of the most brilliant compositions I have ever heard), Johann Sebastian Bach, Arnold Schoenberg, Paul Hindemith, Zoltan Kodaly, Charles Ives, Quake (modern string quartet in Seattle), Kronos Quartet, Ligeti, Dimitri Schostakovich, Franz Schubert, Krzysztof Pendereki (how the hell do you pronounce the first name?), Iannis Xenakis, George Crumb, Sergie Prokofiev (one of my all-time favorites!), Benjamin Britten, Jean Sibelius,that's enough for now.

Movies:

Spinal Tap, 28 Days Later, Sin City, Singin' In the Rain, 'pie' (the mathematical symbol), the Godfather 1 and 2, Star Wars (4, 5 & 6), Waiting For Guffman, Finding Nemo, 2001: A Space OddesyThe Kids Are Alright, Best In Show, South Park, Batman, Bowling For Columbine, Batman: Mast of the Phantasm, Help!, A Hard Day's Night, Charade, Alexander Nevsky, Battleship Potempkin. Should I put musicals here? Sure, why not. ----------------------------------MUSICALS------------------ ----------Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (8 tony awards in 1978. Most brilliant musical ever, maybe. Lyrics and Music by the great Stephen Sondheim.), Into The Woods (another Sondheim. 1987. This time only 3 Tony Awards. Like that's a bad thing.), Passion (Sondheim. 1995. 4 Tonys), Sunday in the Park with George (Sondheim. 1985. 2 Tonys. Pulitzer Prize for Drama!), The Music Man (Meradith Wilson), Singin' In the Rain (yah, I know it's a movie, so what), West Side Story (music by Berstein, lyrics by Sondheim. this one is genious at worst.), Cabaret,

Television:

Favorites: The Daily Show, Scrubs, POV, South Park, Simpsons, the entire Cartoon Network. MXC, Starblazers (title character is Derek Wildstar! always proud of that.), Twilight Zone. You know what, I don't even have tv at my house. I do own one but only for watching dvd's. TV just pisses me off. The commercialization of it all just drives me crazy.

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving, The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy by Douglas Adams, Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess, Cat's Cradle by Kut Vonnegut Jr, All Music Guide to Electronica, HARRY POTTER!

Heroes:

Jimmy Carter, Yo-Yo Ma, Jimi Hendrix, Sergie Prokofiev, George Crumb, Ligeti, Jello Biafra, Arvo Part

My Blog

me and blogs and the number 42

since a couple of people have asked about the ’preferred’ list and such.1.  preferred list.  there isn’t anyone on it but me.  and i’ve only used it as a staging...
Posted by Derek M. on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

marriage survey

As I am divorced, consider all of the questions and answers in the past tense.How long have you been married?3yrs11months28daysIs this your first marriage?yesIs it how you imagined it would be?nopeWha...
Posted by Derek M. on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:34:00 PST

la la la. survey. la la la la. survey. la la . survey.

Do you believe in God?agnostic I amDo you believe in Evolution?YesDo you support affirmative action?mixed on that one.  it's done a lot of goo...
Posted by Derek M. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

my kissing history (survey)

1. Do you remember the first person you ever kissed?yes  (Jamie)2. Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?usually.3. Ever kissed an e...
Posted by Derek M. on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 06:09:00 PST

wow, the west olympia post office

The post office (particularly this one in West Olympia) is never boring.  about 7 months ago people were yelling at each other claiming affairs were taking place and that someone was shooting pai...
Posted by Derek M. on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:50:00 PST

i’m so tired so i’ll do another survey thingy

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with?it was either beth or kristine.  but it was over a year ago and my sense...
Posted by Derek M. on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:12:00 PST

and now, the past year in survey form.

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR--- it used to be me2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend) ?-- jan-erik3) NEWCOMER AWARD - NEWEST FRIEND?-- brown ...
Posted by Derek M. on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:12:00 PST

-ology (survey)

DAREOLOGYWould you dance in your underwear for 800 dollars?the question should be:  would i actually dance?Would you jump off a bridge for a t...
Posted by Derek M. on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:51:00 PST

avoiding going to bed (survey)

1. Have you had any relationships this year?nope2. Have you had your birthday yet?yes3. Kissed two people in the same night?not this year.4. Been o...
Posted by Derek M. on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:58:00 PST

another older person survey

Take this survey if you are over 18 Are you an adult? yahHow old are you? 36How old do you feel? being that Oly has so many 'youngsters' around, i ...
Posted by Derek M. on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST