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Jess

I am here for Friends

About Me

DON'T EVEN THINK OF ASKING TO BE ADDED OR TO ADD ME TO YOUR 'LIST' WITHOUT WINE-ING AND DINE-ING ME WITH A NICE MESSAGE OR SOMETHING, BITCH! I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A HUMAN BEING!

I'm witty and sarcastic and cute and I like to drink and cook and watch too much bad tv and I have incredibly good taste in music and I play pool fairly well. I don't really know what I want out of this... but I would love some new friends to play pool and drink beer with.

I've spent the last couple years under self-imposed house arrest and am hoping to get out and do more than sit in the bar with my book.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone intelligent and snarky, who likes to watch bad tv, play trivial pursuit and poker, do crossword puzzles and go see *good* punk rock/indie shows.

My Blog

sick of being sick

So I've been sick going on about 3 weeks now. It started out as a head cold, moved into my ears to the point that they were completely plugged, and then back to my head. It's been really bad timing fo...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 21:04:00 GMT

Big deal = anticlimatic

So I did something tonight that I've never done before: I sang karaoke.Anyone who's known me long hopefully knows what a big deal music is to me so this should be a big fuckin' deal and in its own lit...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:27:00 GMT

Im good at faking

Well, I've started school at UW and so far I seem to be good at faking it. One of my classes is US Women's History and I have to admit the first day I was a little freaked out. The professor started o...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:42:00 GMT

sex survey

BE HONEST!1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?yes2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?Yes. One of my favorite stories... one time I had sex on top of a pro pit (those things that pole vaulters land on) but u...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:24:00 GMT

too damn long

I don't even know how long its been since I last wrote anything here and that's a darn shame. I have been inspired by someone who doesn't even know me (except in a "we've been living in the same town ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 13:45:00 GMT

grrr! arg! technology!

Part of my job is to update my company's website. I think I have plain old html down. So in the interest of doing something new and exciting, I have been trying to learn Fireworks and Dreamweaver. Wha...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 12:13:00 GMT

being neurotic is exhausting

I don't want to be at work today. I don't want to be around most people today. I'm feeling neurotic as hell. I think I need a buddy to go to the bar with and smoke cigarettes and share neuroses. BL...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jan 2005 11:07:00 GMT

old me vs new me

Lots of things seem to be changing in my life right now. It's amazing to think about where I was this time last year; holding on to a terrible relationship, getting fucked up and making BAD choices. A...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 12:38:00 GMT

Good date place!

I had a lovely date on friday night and I just wanted to suggest it to other people who may be bored with just going to the bar in olytown. Head south young man! Go to Centralia! They have the bes...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 08:01:00 GMT

ex boyfriends

It's weird how much of an effect your exes can have on you years and years after you split. I was just reading the blog of my first "serious" boyfriend. This is the first guy I ever lived with. The fi...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:07:00 GMT