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Greaser

MySpace: Damn I'm hip! Reality: Not so much

About Me

"Under Bush, we can all look forward to military aggression, deregulation of dangerous, greedy industries, and the defunding of vital domestic social-service programs upon which millions depend. Mercifully, we can now say goodbye to the awful nightmare that was Clinton’s America."The Onion, January 17th, 2001

My Interests

MySpace: Clubbing, rock, music, women, partying, etc.

Reality: Watching TV, the drudgery of everyday life.

I'd like to meet:

George Bush, circa 1950. I'd take him to a bar, get him really blitzed, and get him married to a stripper named Daisy.

Music:

MySpace: The stuff I talk about to sound hip.

Reality: Garfunkle. Not Simon and Garfunkle, just Art fucking Garfunkle

Movies:

MySpace: Anything by Fellini, or Eisenstein

Reality: Anything by John Woo or Jerry Bruckheimer

Television:

MySpace: I don't watch TV

Reality: My day starts with the Today Show and ends with the Tonight Show

Books:

MySpace: The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Reality: 3 words: Oprah Reading List

Heroes:

MySpace: I'm not sure who a hip hero would be...someone from Sandman perhaps?

Reality: Jesus, Harold (of Purple Crayon fame)