I LIKE TO SIT ON THE COUCH THE WRONG WAY AND TRY TO IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THE FLOOR WAS THE CEILING AND THE CEILING WAS THE FLOOR...SOMETIMES I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT THE FLOOR IS LIQUID HOT MAGMA, AND I HAVE TO JUMP FROM FURNITURE TO FURNITURE TO KEEP FROM BURNING TO DEATH...SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN I SPEND A LOT OF TIME PLAYING MUSIC, GETTING UP ON STAGE AND TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, WRITING, DUMPSTER-DIVING FOR INTERESTING FURNITURE/FURNITURE PARTS, GOING TO SCHOOL (I WAS STUPID TO EVER HAVE LEFT WITHOUT A DEGREE- YEAH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD), ACTING AS THE RESIDENT NEIGHBORHOOD HERMIT...OH YEAH, AND I TEND TO GO TO WORK REGULARLY WHERE I CARRY FOOD FOR MONEY (SOMETIMES I REALLY MISS WORKING WITH MY HANDS...WELL, EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME.) I LIKE MOVIES (ANY ITALIAN OR FRENCH MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES MAKES ME ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE.) I AM ALSO THE BEST TRIVIAL PURSUIT PLAYER YOU WILL EVER MEET...SERIOUSLY, DO NOT TEST ME ON THIS ONE...AND SOMETIMES I SIT DOWN TO PEE, BUT ONLY WHEN I'M REALLY TIRED. I'M THE GUY THE WEIRDOS TALK TO (EVEN WHEN I'M PRETENDING TO READ.) IN THE SHORT SPAN OF MY LIFE I HAVE MANAGED TO ACQUIRE SOME OF THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE ONE COULD EVER HOPE TO ENCOUNTER AS MY FRIENDS...AT THE SAME TIME (BY DUMB, RANDOM LUCK) I WAS BORN INTO A FAMILY CONSISTING OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET...AND I DON'T THINK I'M JUST BEING SELF-CENTERED HERE: THEY ARE REALLY, REALLY AMAZING PEOPLE.
THE CAST OF "GOLDEN GIRLS"- IN PRIVATE, ONE AT A TIME.
SUN KIL MOON, SHELLAC, ALL, VHS OR BETA, THE CHANGES, INTERPOL, JAMES BROWN, THE DELFONICS, CHROMEO, MOMMY AND DADDY, CSS, DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, MODEST MOUSE, THE REDHOUSEPAINTERS, I LOVE YOU BUT I'VE CHOSEN DARKNESS, BILLY BRAGG, BAD RELIGION, YO LA TENGO, THE POSTAL SERVICE, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, ALL TIME QUARTERBACK, LE TIGRE, RATATAT, THE STREETS, PEDRO THE LION, BECK, JOHNNY CASH, CHUCK BERRY, THE DESCENDENTS, QUIT, ARCHERS OF LOAF, ARCTIC MONKEYS, BRAZILIAN GIRLS, CHRIS ISAAK, DEPECHE MODE, ELIOT SMITH, THE FAINT, FISHER SPOONER, DAFT PUNK, IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES, IRON AND WINE, JAWBOX, JAWBREAKER, JETS TO BRAZIL, KAISER CHIEFS, TED LEO AND THE PHARMACISTS, LADYTRON, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, NICK DRAKE, PEACHES, OTIS REDDING, SAM COOKE, PEACHES, POLYPHONIC SPREE, PIZICATTO FIVE, THE RENTALS, SEU JORGE, THE SHINS, THE SMITHS, VIOLENT FEMMES, WEEZER, THE WHITE STRIPES, JVR, THE ZOMBIES-- BEEN LISTENING TO A DECENT AMOUNT OF WU-TANG LATELY, THOUGH....
STRIPES, THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY, FIGHTCLUB, LOST IN TRANSLATION, I HEART HUCKABEES, PARIS BLUES, APOCALYPSE NOW, KARATE KID, THE STING, FOUR ROOMS, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, THE LIFE AQUATIC, BOTTLE ROCKET, RUSHMORE, AMELIE, SNATCH, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION, GROUNDHOG DAY, GARDEN STATE, THIS IS SPINAL TAP, BEST IN SHOW, THE ATRISTOCRATS, WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, THE JERK, THE THREE AMIGOS, SUPER TROOPERS, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, AMERICAN GRAFFITI, LA BAMBA...I'M DRAWING A BLANK...I JUST SAW "LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE", AND IT WAS SORT OF ALRIGHT?
GOLDEN GIRLS, THAT 70'S SHOW, THE SIMPSONS, JEOPARDY (WHEN IT'S ON...IS IT STILL ON?), THE OFFICE, THE PRICE IS RIGHT (THE WHEEL, THE WHEEL, THE WHEEL), DO YOU REMEMBER THE BOZO SHOW?
SIRENS OF TITAN, SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE, THE GREAT GATSBY, HOW I BECAME STUPID, SURVIVOR, FIGHT CLUB, HOW TO TALK DIRTY AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, THE PROPHET, THE ALCHEMIST, THE WHITE TRASH COOK BOOK, WHITMAN, EMMERSON (SELF RELIANCE), ANYTHING I CAN FIND IN YOUR BATHROOM...