MUSIC, scrabble, listening to my dad play the banjo, red wine, bacon, Elliott, men who can sing,laughing, a good debate, beating up my sister, Jody,cheesy movies, Oliver and Cash, wearing clothes that don't match,swimming, smithwicks,the ocean, big purses, good friends, acting like an idiot, pool parties, setting kitchens on fire, the beach, flip flops, having crazy hair, trying to play the guitar, karaoke,popcorn with season salt, dog sitting,the word-"Bastard", people who are honest, my job, onions, beer, dancing like a fool, and doing it with the lights on.
JOHN MAYER My Stupid MouthMy stupid mouth Has got me in trouble I said too much again To a date over dinner yesterday And I could see She was offended She said "well anyway..." Just dying for a subject changeOh, another social casualty Score one more for me How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find one soonWe bit our lips She looked out the window Rolling tiny balls of napkin paper I played a quick game of chess with the salt and pepper shaker And I could see clearly An indelible line was drawn Between what was good, what just slipped out and what went wrongOh, the way she feels about me has changed Thanks for playing, try again. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find oneI'm never speaking up again It only hurts me I'd rather be a mystery Than she desert meOh I'm never speaking up again Starting nowOne more thing Why is it my fault? So maybe I try too hard But it's all because of this desire I just wanna be liked I just wanna be funny Looks like the jokes on me So call me captain backfireOh, the way she feels about me has changed Thanks for playing, try again. How could I forget? Mama said "think before speaking" No filter in my head Oh, what's a boy to do I guess he better find oneI'm never speaking up again It only hurts me I'd rather be a mystery Than she desert meOh I'm never speaking up again Starting now
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Too many to name.
i don't really sit still long enough to watch TV!
i never learned to read
my grandmother