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The King in Yellow

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.

About Me

I talk to people,sometimes i listen. Then me and Josh break a window. Go figure. Free money.
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My Interests

BEER AND CHICKEN

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is open minded and has a love of hotdogs. Mmmmmmm, hotdogs. Many people ask me, how can i talk to you with my computer thing. Well, here's how, my Yahoo ID is [email protected] my MSN thingy is [email protected] and my AIM thingy is shakalutha, and my live journal is "robertbowen"!!!!! So now everyone can talk to me. Hoooray!!!

Music:

Ween, Wierd Al, Skinny Puppy, Ludacris

Movies:

Big ones with flashy titles with Tom Cruise, because he is not gay.

Television:

stupid box makes me head hurt, but Fox News makes the glowing green rocks in my head stop shaking, but STEVEN COLBERT IS ONE GREAT AMERICIAN!!!!

Books:

Robert Anton Wilson, Tim Leary, Kurt Vonnegut, Aleister Crowley, Robert Jordan, Richard Bach, James Joyce, Hunter S Thompson, Al Franken, and Sean Hannity. Oh, yeah, me and me friends are authors too. We wrote a book. It's called the, um, Jonesbor...Discord...well, it's a book and i'm in it, so there!!

Heroes:

robert anton wilson, tim leary

My Blog

Dead but Dreaming Indeed.....

I am writing this blog in the memory and as a tribute my favorite author, Robert Anton Wilson, who recently passed away. His works, his overwhelming optimism and his commitment to interacting with th...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:10:00 PST

Sometimes it's ok to say Never......

Never is a big word, sometimes you can fall between the cracks that seperate us. Never is a loaded word, when you do it is very hard to find your way back. Never is a wonderful word, sometimes you c...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST

On This Fifth of November

No talk of gunpowder or treason or plots today. I am quite sure that all that needs to be said about that can be found on my boy J-Trav's blog. No, this fifth of November brings more of the same, more...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

Something From The Jonesboria Discordia!!!!! Buy The Damn Thing Already!!!!!

Bob777 stood before the cathode ray gun. Its screen was blackand listless. Tears were streaming down his face, disappearinginto his red beard. As Bob396 approached, he knew that thismoment was crucial...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST

T.V. Can Make Me Smile.......

Yesterday i was reminded of what a great country we live in, that there still are people that are willing to stand up to those in power and say "NO!" Keith Obermann did just that yesterday, and i hav...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

Men With Beards Unite!!!!!!!!

Men with beards who support Stephen Colbert!!! For some reason, we are dead to our hero, Stehpen Colbert. So unite my brothers of beards, for we can and will change his mind. In my gut, deep down, ...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:25:00 PST

You decide!!!!! Tell me where to put holes in my body!!!!

O.K., so now that i am "cool", i have decided that i must get a tattoo and or facial piercing. And because i am finnaly cool enough to do this because of all of you, i will let you pick what, where a...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

The Truth About Bob.....

I seem to find more and more old friends here on myspace and I seem to be making new ones as well, and getting to rekindle old friendships is all fun and good, but something about all this is making m...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:44:00 PST

Happy Independence Day!!!!

It's too bad that the Republic that was founded all those years ago has fallen away. Wouldn't it be neat if we had, i dunno, some kind of bill, maybe a Bill of Rights. Some kind of legal system that...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

The Worst Movie Ever!!!

What is the worst movie ever?!?! According to Uncyclopedia.com it's National Treasure. And i have to agree with that. Here's what they have to say about it."Have you, an American who watches film p...
Posted by The Bad Man That Will Lie To You on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST