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Not the real Helen B.

And still not the real Helen B.

About Me



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My Interests

Art deco Jewelry, Alexis Bledel, Alcohol, Alice In Wonderland, Anna Paquinn, Art history, Alan Rickman, Black nail polish, Bettie Page, Bubbles, Bodies, Bracelets, Books, Black and White movies, Betty Davis, Baths, Children, Coffee, Chocolate, Clothes, Cheesecake, Carol King, Carey Grant, Cake, Candles, Chanel, Cookbooks, Cooking, Courtney Love, Corsets, Cleaning, Carolyn Keene, Cocktails, Deadface, Dreaming, Drawing, Dancing, Dratty Wellwater, Deadsy, Drea de Matteo, Earrings, Eating, Europe, Empty Rooms, Ellen Degenerous, Food network, Fishes, Frou Frou, Friends, Flowers, Flappers, Fergie, Flip Flops, Faries, Fireworks, France, Glitter, Glam, Gardens, Gardening, Ghosts, Harry Potter, Heels, Hole, Handbags Haunted Houses, Heath Ledger, HIM, Halloween, Imogene Heap, Ice cream, Italy, Internet,Jenny McCarthy, Jane Austen, Janes Addiction,Jared Leto, Jonny Depp, Janis Joplin, Jumping on the bed, Kevin, Kids, Kate Hudson, Kate Moss, London, Lemonade, Lipstick, Lollipops, Laundry, Laying on the beach, Lingerie, Magic, Martha Stewart, Midnight, Manson, Madonna, Monopoly, Marc Jacobs, Makeup, Moon, Marni, Nine Inch Nails, Nighttime, Nakedness, Nicole Kidman, Nigella Lawson, Painting, Parties, Pickles, Perfume, Pirates, Photography, Pinups, Portia De Rossi, Quetin Tarentino, Quilts, Rock Hudson, Reading, Resident Evil, Sapranos, Sleeping, Swimming, Stars, Sewing, Sex, Showers, Sunshine, Silent Hill, Series of Unfortunate Events, Singing, Sugar, Sparta, Smoking, Shoes, Starbucks, The Ocean, The Sims, Tim Burton, The 20's, Target, The sun, Umberto Eco, Uma Thurman, Umbrella Corp, Unicycles, Viggo Mortensen, Vintage, Victorian Houses, Vases, Witches, Windows, Warmth, Wings, Warren Peace, Water

I'd like to meet:

J.K. Rowling,Alfred Hitchcock,& Nancy Drew

Music:

*DELISKILLZ BETCH* *+*LIL SPOOKY*+* .BUNNICULA. HIM (lovemetal, heartagram) hole.fiona apple.human waste project.madonna.falloutboy.circa survive.metallica.black sabbath.led zeppelin.carol king.the beatles.rasputina.nirvana.NIN.frank sinatra.live.alice in chains.gwen stefani.bush.white zombi.a perfect circle.tool.blondie.david bowie.queen.smashing pumpkins.radiohead.spacehog.nelly furtado.justin timberlake.the cure.the darkness.193 inc.the killers.the yeah yeah yeahs.kelly clarkson.velvet revolver.tori amos.stone temple pilots.lavey.the dixie chicks.mindless self indulgence.frou frou.zug island.all american rejects.chevelle.imogene heap.holly mcnarland.dj blood and bacardi.bjork.young love.bright eyes.mew.goldfrapp.sia.fantomas.peeping tom.mr. bungle.janis joplin.my chemical romance.mr. rage.placebo.sound garden.dido.garbage.deadsy.poe.deftones.tech nine.third eye blind.oasis.the pixies.veruca sal.pj harvey.pantera.seether.revis.rem.air.type o negative.sarah mclaughlin.twiztid.orgy.nickleback.filter.30 seconds to mars.

Movies:

harry potter, edward scissorhands, the shining, love actually, kill bill 1&2, the crow 1&2, breakfast at tiffanys, the old night of the living dead, invasion of the body snatchers, nightmare before christmas, the Omen, halloween,

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, C.S.I, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, House Hunters, Sex and the City, laguna beach, Six Feet Under, The Hills, The Riches

Books:

All books I love to read....

Heroes:

Kennifred T. Puddlemore III, Esq., Kerri T. Fairy

My Blog

They really do carry it around to burn things down

I can breathe again... Who knew I was holding my breath?
Posted by Hells on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

Coffee Republic and Cakes

*screams and buries face in hands*
Posted by Hells on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:11:00 PST

A normal conversation between Fred and Hells

Hells says:I see you babyFred [is profoundly superficial] says:hey sexyHells says:shakin that assFred [is profoundly superficial] says:you want chat me?Hells says:shakin that assHells says:no chat you...
Posted by Hells on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

Just like failure to launch

I swear there was a bird outside my window this morning at 7 stupid o'clock singing my humps...... God Hates me!!!
Posted by Hells on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST