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Albert

SHUTUP AND READ U LOW LIVES!!

About Me

IM 17 YEARS OLD AND LIVE IN THE PARRAMATTA AREA, SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, PLANET EARTH, THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I JUST FINISHED SKOOL AND IM SOOOO HAPPY, I CELEBRATED WITHIN THE NERVES OF MY BRAIN. NOW I SHALL AWAIT THE DREADFUL, LIFE-DRAINING RESUTLS OF MY HSC. GEEZE, SUICIDE SEEMS TO THE ONLY OPTION AYE. I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. IM YOUNG AND FRESH, OO-LA-LA, *SHAKES ASS* THIS IS THE 1ST TIME I EVER MAKE ANY OF THESE USELESS THINGS AND WHO SAYS IM GONNA USE IT AS WELL, I JUST SECRETLY HOPE I BECOME FAMOUS FOR USING IT *PLACES HANDS OVER FACE IN SHYNESS* I HAVE A NUMBER OF USELESS INTERESTS WHICH SHALL BE MISERABLEY DISCUSSED IN THE DEPRESSSING 'INTERESTS' SECTION. WELL, SO IVE REACHED THE END OF THIS BREATH TAKING SESSION AND I HOPE IVE TAKEN THE SHIT OUTA U CAUSE IT TOOK THE SHIT OUTA ME!! MySpace Layouts at TweakYourPage.com

My Interests

I HAVE A NUMBER OF INTERESTS SUCH AS WALKING TO THE BUS STOP AND WATCHING THE BUS BLOW MY HAIR AS IT SPEEDS BY VICIOUSLY, THROWING ROCKS AT TRAINS CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BIG BOY, CHASING LEGLESS BIRDS AND MAKING THEM HOP AROUND. NOT FORGETTING THE NORMAL THINGS THAT PPL DO AS WELL SUCH AS LISTENING TO MUSIK, CATCHING A MOVIE, ILLEGALLY DRIVING ON HIGHWAYS, ALMOST CRASHING INTO POLES, WALKING ON THE BEACH, WATCHING PPL SINK UNDER THE WATER, UHMM, WATCHING LIFE GUARDS RESCUE PPL I THREW INTO THE DEEP END OF THE OCEAN, TAKING LONG WALKS AT MURDER SCENES, CRACKING UP AT MACCA'S, BEING A DIKHEAD, EMBARESSING FRIENDS OF MINE, IM ALSO INTERESTED IN PPL TAKING DOWN MY EMAIL ADDRESS AND CHATTING TO ME ON MSN FOR FUKS SAKE!! THAT IS ALL *ANGEL FACE* I ALSO LIKE HOVERING AROUND, I HAD TO SAY THAT FOR ONE OF MY BEBO PALS


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I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A NUMBER OF PEOPLE. A TALKING COW, A FLYING PIG AND AN IMMATURE POCKET. OHH YEH, ALSO A NUMBER OF FAMOUS PPL SUCH AS ROWAN ATKINSON, SHAKIRA, THE KILLERS, AND MANY OTHER USELESS DREADFUL ICONS OF THE 21ST CENTURY. I WOULDNT LIKE TO MEET BORING PEOPLE SUCH AS FERASS THE LIAR AND PPL WHO LIE LIE LIE!! CAUSE THEY ARE LIARS *ANGEL FACE*


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Music:

I LOVE ROCK AND POP MUSIK. SINGERS/ARTISTS/BANDS I LIKE INCLUDE: THE KILLERS, PANIC AT THE DISCO, BLINK 182, THE FRAY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, XTINA, SHAKIRA, BRITNEY, NELLY FURTADO, BEYONCE, SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA!! I LIKE TRADITIONAL ABORGINAL MUSIK AND IM HIGHLY ADDICTED TO THE DIGIREDOOO AND THE OTHER HEADACHE INTRUMENTS THEY USE


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Movies:

I LIKE ANYTHING WHICH HAS A GOOD ENDING, FOR EXAMPLE, THE MAIN CHARACTER DIES FOR ONCE!! UHM, THE PRESIDENT DROWNS!! OHHHH YEH, AND FISH THAT DROWN :$ *ZAPPP ZAPPPP* I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HI5 [NOTT, IF U BELIEVED ME, LORD HAVE MERCY ON UR SOUL], AWWWWWW, NOT FORGETTTING MY BELOVED CASPER, WHICH WAS THE 1ST MOVIE I WATCHED AT THE CINEMA EVERRRRR THAT WHY I H8 THE MOVIES THESE DAYS!! I BLAME OPTUS!!

Television:

I LOVE THE TV, I LIKE THANK GOD UR HERE, THE SIMPSONS, A FEW EPISODES OF VIDEO HITS, THE OPENING OF EVERY BODY LOVES RAYMOND, AND WATCHING AND READING THE CREDITS AT THE END OF EVERY FILM. OH YEH, I ALSO PASSSIONATELY HATEEEEE CHANNEL SBS AND ABC!!

Books:

WELL, IF U THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BOTHER WITH THIS SECTION, UR RIGHT *HIDES FACE IN EMBARESSMENT* IF U READ, I WANT U OUT OF MY LIFE, U LIKE HARRY POTTER OR ANY AUTHORS U SHALL LIVE FOR NO SECOND LONGER, IF U ENJOY WRITING, I WANT U DEAD! THAT IS ALL :) [IN CASE U DIDNT REALISE, IM NOT BEING FUNNY, IM DEAD SERIOUS!!]

Heroes:

I HAVE NO HEROES. HEROES ARE USELESS THINGS FOUND IN BOOKS AND U KNOW WHAT I THINK OF THEM DONT U !! ACTUAKLLY, NOW THAT I DO PONDER ON THE THOUGHT OF HEROES, I HAVE 1 HERO. MY DEAD SOUL AND MY FLYING DILIGENCE IS MY HERO. IT SUPPORTS ME IN THE LOWEST OF TIMES AND PUSHES ME THROUGH AUTOMATIC OPENING DOORS, WHICH ARE USELESS MIND DUE, VERY FUKEN USELESS GRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I HATE OPTUS,, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE U OPTUS!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HATE U PASSIONATELYYYY. i hateeeeeeeeeeeeee u optus from the bottom of my red, pinkish coloured hear *giggles like a fuken bitch*


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My Blog

MOTOROLLA!!

it was one of those days. u know, boring, depressing and highly intolerable, yes, thats everyday! - my friend had called me up and notified me that he had decide to purchase a new fone with excitement...
Posted by Albert on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

MY BDAY :D

its almost my bday and i dont really have any solid plans except all i know is that i wanna go clubbing. i guess its a good start, but do any of u have suggestions?? anyway, just thought id right som...
Posted by Albert on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST

A MUST READ - no jokes

" Hsc day..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   The first exam was English, it was quite pointless indeed. I must admit that in my 6 years of high school i ha...
Posted by Albert on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST

THE HSC [horror scheme course]

as im sitting here in this gloomy, dark, depressing weather, theres no other option but to listen to the pathetic guitar of james blunt. its like swimming in someones soul, except ur actually just sit...
Posted by Albert on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

QUITTING WORK AGAIN

OK and now I'm back from outta space. So after I quit my tiring job I found a brand new one exactly a week later. Yesterday I randomly walked in to the office and quit&. JUST LIKE THAT! This new posit...
Posted by Albert on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

MY BIRTHDAY

hey guys, its almost my bday and i wil be turning 18.. just wanted to let u know i want HEAPSSS of comments and if u dont comment me.... well, u know! so yeh, not sure what im doing for my big 18th ye...
Posted by Albert on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

FAT DIET!

we sit on our lounges, we watch out televisions and are captivated by such shows as 'the fattest loser' and 'celebrity overhall' BUT did u ever stop and think about those skinny people out there. thos...
Posted by Albert on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

i hate optus!!!

it was the afternoon as i was calmy sitting on the kitchen chair in front of the laptop which brought me pure bliss. my sister shouts 'call optus and tell them to fix up the net on the computer'. inde...
Posted by Albert on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

ADD ME TO MSN

hey all... it is I     BWAHAHAHAHAHA! [lame] if u wanna chat with me, add me to msn, im practically there 24/7. the only time im not there is when im asleep, eating or not at home ...
Posted by Albert on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

xmas

hey all!! i just wanted to wish all of you a merry xmas and a happy new year. this time of the year it go gather around with family friends and enjoy life to the fullest.  the new year wil bring ...
Posted by Albert on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 05:09:00 PST