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He sawed open that rotten vestibule from the cunt to the throat and opened her cavity like church do

About Me

I guess I should update this since my life has made a one eighty turn around. I don't want to say that I'm an alcoholic, though they say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. I think most people would probably tell you that I used to be really highstrung...now I'm like the turtle Crush in Finding Nemo - just riding the waves, dude. However, I can still get down under pressure, i.e., creating Swingers 4 Christ presentations 2 hours before meeting starts, or explaining why it's perfectly acceptable to come home 8 in the morning with an unwashed face, wearing last night's club gear. And I'm a CHAMP when it comes to deadlines 'cause I always make it to the liquor store before 9.Check out my gangsta boos...I'm the youngest amongst all my siblings and the youngest girl among all the cousins in my family, which means I have something called "bunso-status." This means that everybody's parents love and trust me, while despising their naughty, ingrateful older children. This also makes me parent control. You know what I mean. But it's cool. I've witnessed a lot of my older brethrens' mistakes in my mere 24 years and I've learned from them...I'm a smoooooth operator when it comes to talking myself and my sis out of binds.I have laugh lines cause I laugh too much. My retarded siamese twin controls my left hand and embarresses me by knocking shit over, flapping around and shaking uncontrollably. I'm slightly crippled, but epidural pain shots help me move my hips. And my eyelids are asymmetrical. Just a quick funny story (but NOT the reason why my eyelids don't match): once I did an experiment with two different eye creams, one cheap/one expensive, to see which one worked better to get rid of bags, fine lines, etc. - I ended up looking like Igor.I laugh too loud and inappropriately. I sleep too little. I drink everyday. My need for a good lay trumps my appetite. And I drive too fast. To my parents who have always stood by my side: thanks for the lessons in moderation.

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My Interests

Swingers 4 Christ.The Mission of Swingers 4 Christ is to safely and compassionately guide individuals to spiritual liberation through joyous, rigorous, physical worship and consequently combat satanically inspired sexual repression - all under strict biblical interpretation.Start each day with a blessing:Swingers 4 Christ Copyright 2006.This is when my ate and kuya and I were in LA. Yes, the night started at a molasses pace at the Little Temple with a guiness, 7 & 7's, capecod and adios mothafuckas, but we were tucked in safely in the back of my younger neice's SUV and awoke the next afternoon to catch a beautiful sunset on crack ridden Venice beach while also trying to put the night back together. 5 minds are better than one: ..If you haven't guessed it yet, my world revolves around my family. Seriously. If I want to eat, I'll call Papa and see what he's cooking. If I want to dance and go out, he he ha ha, my brother and sister always got somethin poppin. Yo! Even if I want KIDS I can borrow one of my 27 nieces or nephews. I live a charmed life:Oh my god, what is wrong with us? ... Oh, it was Sunday, so nothing, apparently:Look at these Southbeach sluts! What are they doing up at 3 in the morning?

I'd like to meet:

Fellow giggling zombies. Those who can deal with my low maintenance ways. A cook with pierced nipples.

Music:

He's ill, son!

Movies:

Welcome to Woop Woop.Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby.

Television:

I love my neice.I'm soooo single here.

Books:

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Heroes:

This was 2003. Working hard, yo.This was 10/16/06. Working hard, yo.All the single parents...Or those who take the responsibility. ~Or anybody else that has ever bothered to babysit me.

My Blog

Take me to the water

I experienced the second most interesting cab ride this past weekend. I had just landed in Miami and was lucky enough to hail a cab with out waiting in line. I jumped in, rattled off my address and&nb...
Posted by Violet on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:29:00 PST

I can't believe it.

I love how "statistical" studies set the standard. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Posted by Violet on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

My future was revealed to me lastnight

Last night I went to Shamrock Inn off Gessner and 59 and this was parked outside the door:   ..http://x74.xanga.com/4a1d41742263793696198/b65369723.jpeg" alt="heavyduty" style="width:300px" /> &n...
Posted by Violet on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Giving Thanks

In celebration of Thanksgiving, we (my sister, brother and I) have decided to go out Thursday night in our Halloween costumes. You're welcome to join the festivities at no additional charge. I'll be t...
Posted by Violet on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

Mercy

Please have mercy on me as I do my best to make this mo-f*cking space as user friendly as possible. I'm trying to make it visually appealing - really, I am!
Posted by Violet on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST

Sex/Dreams/Ass

Joe and I had a late night baby making session last night. Seriously, I was asleep and he woke me up for it.   Then, I fell back asleep and started dreaming that I'm in a water park/whore house: ...
Posted by Violet on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

Man, I'm Spoiled.

My mom dropped me off at La Strada. 8 shots later I paid zero drinks at Chrome. And then I came home to empanadas, steak and kare kare for late evening drunk munchies. I'm lovin' it....
Posted by Violet on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST

Miss Violet, MS, MD, PHD, CPHT, PT, OT, ST, RT, RPH, CNA, S4C (Born 12/07/80; Died 02/19/06)

Thursday, March 16, 2006 Holy Trinity and Swingers 4 Christ member Miss Violet, lover of safe indiscriminate sex/crown & waters/duck & tuna/and singledom, died February 19th, in Port Arth...
Posted by Violet on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:10:00 PST

Yeah.

Hi I'm Violet. Don't ask, don't tell.
Posted by Violet on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:47:00 PST

Fckungi Genius.

So there was a party at Chrome right..the Micky's Playmate Party. I love this: you pay $25 or $50 bucks to see bushy tails, bunny ears and ass, and all you get is a bunch of hairy ass dudes. Fucking G...
Posted by Violet on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:47:00 PST