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~J~

Joe

About Me

I am an easy-going guy. I don't need much or aspire to build a castle of wealth. I have alot of talent that has gotten me a long way in life and yet it does have it's drawbacks too. I am not as big a talker as I like to listen to people's stories. Life can be so interesting. I find myself advising folks and help them fight them demons off the opposite shoulder. Most of what I do is securing peace in my life. I avoid drama and try not to create any.

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My Interests

I love bowling..of course I am a big Astros fan and also like my other sports teams. I have gone to 7-8 differnet cities to see different sports venues. I even went to see the Astros play the Cardinals for the playoffs and was the last games played in their now demolished stadium. The new one is awesome.

I'd like to meet:

I am not a movie star chaser kinda guy....but I think all guys would love to meet J-LO and that type. I would like to meet some real "true" friends to hang out with. Most folks I know are either married or tied to their jobs.

Music:

Music doesn't move as much as it does most. I like to listen to just about anything while I am in the car. At home I rarely tune-in. But if there is a favorite...I would say that it is the lively latin beats of Salse...Rega-ton.

Movies:

I do enjoy movies. Me and my kids usually go marathon-ing when we go.. We get in at least two sometimes three movies. My favorites are Armagedon and movies like that. Action is good for me but I also like a little Drama (jus so long as it is in a movie and not in my life...lol)

Television:

I have all the bells and whistles for my viewing pleasure but I think I find myself either watching the Astros or the Discovery channel. I am somewhat of a fanatic about knowledge so that type show interests me.

Books:

I haven't gotten back into reading lately but I have a vast acquaintance with soo many books of all types from novels to philosophical reads.

Heroes:


Name: JOE
Birthdate: 01-04-66
Birthplace: H-TOWN
Current Location: PASADENA
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'6""
Piercings: NONE
Tatoos: NONE
Girlfriend: SINGLE
Overused Phraze: STOP LYIN-ANA
FAVORITES
Food: MEXICAN
Candy: NOW-LATERS
Number: 7
Color: PURPLE
Animal: FISH
Drink: STRAWBERRY
Alcohol Drink: MARGARITA
Bagel:
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex: CURVES
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: DR PEPPER
McDonalds or BurgerKing: JACK-N-THE-BOX
Strawberry or Watermelon: WATERMELON
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla CHOCOLATE
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: COFFEE
&..39;Kiss or Hug:' HUG THEN A KISS
Dog or Cat: FISH
Rap or Punk: RAP
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Love or Money: LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: VERY LATE
Most Missed Memory: MY KIDS GROWING UP
Best phyiscal feature: EYES
First Thought Waking Up: PEEE..LOL
Goal for this year: START A NEW COMPANY
Best Friends: MY MOM & SIS
Weakness: WOMEN !!
Fears: BAD RELATIONSHIPS
Heritage: LOVE MY RAZA
Longest relationship: ELEVEN YEARS
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: ONCE A WEEK
Ever Smoked: NOT THE FUNNY STUFF
Pot: DON'T USE DRUGS
Ever been Drunk: SOMETIMES
Ever been beaten up: A FEW
Ever beaten someone up: BAR BRAWL A TIME OR TWO
Ever Shoplifted: NOT MY STYLE
Ever Skinny Dipped: OF COURSE
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: NASTY..YUKK
Been Dumped Lately: TRY TO END PEACFULLY
IN A GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: GREEN
Favorite Hair Color: BRUNETTE
Short or Long: LONG AND CURLY
Height: SHORT
Style: ELEGANTOR GIRLY
Looks or Personality: CURVY AND LAID BACK
Hot or Cute CUTE
Drugs and Alcohol: ALCOHOL
Muscular or Really Skinny: FULL FIGURED
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: PLENTY..IT'S CALL LIVING
What country do you want to Visit: SPAIN IN AUGUST
How do you want to Die: ASLEEP
Been to the Mall Lately: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THE RAIN
Get along with your Parents: I LOVE THEM TO DEATH
;Health Freak:' NOT INTERESTED
Do you think your Attractive: OF COURSE
Believe in Yourself: VERY MUCH SO
Want to go to College: MAYBE A FEW COURSES
Do you Smoke: YES
Do you Drink: YES
Shower Daily: SILLY QUESTION
Been in Love: WHO HASN'T
Do you Sing: OCCASSIONALLY
Want to get Married: I MISS BEING A FAMILY
Do you want Children: NOT OF MY OWN
Have your future kids names planned out: MONICA MICHELLE..MY LIL M & M
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 40 YR OLD VIGIN LOL
Hate anyone: NO
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My Blog

MAN LAWS

Manisms1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angel...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

I would do this for MY GIRL

LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HER WHEN SHE IS TALKING.LET HER MESS WITH Y0...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

~JOE'S TOP 8 QUIZ

How many of TOP 8 are family members?OK== If all top 8 are family members, this quiz won't work for you. Stop here.1)Which have you known the longest?2)How many are your "Best Friends"?3)How many you ...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST

Gurrrrlz nite out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They ...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

WOMEN ARE CRAZY !!!

Woman are crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one reason why you don't cheat on a girl.....A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her hu...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:29:00 PST

FUNNY

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Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

Men Rules

We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note? these are all numbered ..1 ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST

When girls drink too much

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH&&1)They have absolutely NO idea where their purse is !2)They believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their ass while yelling "WOOHOO !" is truly the sexie...
Posted by ~J*O*E~ on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:23:00 PST