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Jonathan

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a fake hippie, and a closet yuppie. I love the world...love to make money by exploiting it!

My Interests

Negative vacation hours, underpowered electronics, and man-bags.

I'd like to meet:

You. In a see-through bikini holding some bacon. Yeah...

Music:

Covers and Disney soundtracks.

Movies:

Two words: Amanda Bynes.

Television:

TV on DVD is my pitfall.

Books:

Books on tape.

Heroes:

Bob Loblaw.