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Bentley!

You people throw out gold

About Me

I'm Bentley. I a 6'4" red bearded Jew from the great city of Jewett City, Connecticut located next to the Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun casinos.

My Interests

I am interested in many things; the physical expression of the human soul, the sight of newly formed love on a middle school playground doomed to failure within a week, the unfathomable depths of the universe idealized in a droplet of water but I mostly like puppies. Puppies and the petting of puppies.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't think I look like the guy from Phish.

Music:

Ignite, Bouncing Souls, With Honor,
A Thousand Falling Skies, The Who, (T)INC, Children of Bodom,
Where Fear and Weapons Meet, Boston, At All Costs,
Over My Dead Body, Carry On, Boy Sets Fire, Unearth,
What Feeds the Fire, The Survivors, Avail, The Bronx, Nightwish,
Stand and Fight, Casey Jones, All Hallows Evil, H2O,
To the Grave, Breathe In, Turning Point, As I Lay Dying
Nientara, Holding On, What feeds the Fire, Sonata Artica, Miles Between
Paint it Black, Finntroll, Hostage Heart, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden
. . . eh.

O-Patch Bands:

On Three -
CT Hardcore

At All Costs -
CT Hardcore

Dead Hearts -
NY Hardcore from Reflections Records

Ruiner -
MD Hardcore from 1917Records

Upper X Hand -
CT Youthcrew Hardcore

The Miles Between -
MA Hardcore

Through the Ashes -
MA Metal

The Warriors -
CA Hardcore from Eulogy Recordings

Pale Horse -
CT Hardcore from Martyr Records

Set Your Goals -
CA 2-Step Hardcore

Endwell -
NY Post-Hardcore

All Hallow's Evil -
CT Metal

Ashen Totality -
CT Metallic Hardcore

If I Had Eyes -
CT Metallic Hardcore

Stressbomb -
CT Punk

Belie the Matyr -
CT Metal

Ancient of Days -
CT Metal

In Memory of Courage -
CT Metallic Hardcore

Biocoogana -
PA Ska

The Goners -
RI Horror Punk

On Paths of Torment -
CT Metal

Signs of Hope -
CT Hardcore from Stillborn Records

Fired Up -
CT Hardcore

Hands X In -
MA Youthcrew Hardcore

Through and Through -
CT 2-Step Hardcore

MDC -
Legendary OR Punk

Invocation of Nehek -
MA Metal from Prosthetic Records

Fight Night -
CT Hardcore from Spook City Records

Fall From Grace -
CT Hardcore (ex-Hatebreed)

Augrah -
CT Metalcore

Marx Revolution -
CT Ska/Hardcore Fusion

Taken to the Sky -
CT Post-Hardcore

The Midnight Creeps -
RI Punk from Rodent Popsicle Records

The Hostage Heart
-defunct MA Hardcore

Movies:

O-Patch Bands:
On Three -
CT Hardcore
At All Costs -
CT Hardcore
Dead Hearts -
NY Hardcore from Reflections Records
Ruiner -
MD Hardcore from 1917Records
Upper X Hand -
CT Youthcrew Hardcore
The Miles Between -
MA Hardcore
Through the Ashes -
MA Metal
The Warriors -
CA Hardcore from Eulogy Recordings
Pale Horse -
CT Hardcore from Martyr Records
Set Your Goals -
CA 2-Step Hardcore
Endwell -
NY Post-Hardcore
All Hallow's Evil -
CT Metal
Ashen Totality -
CT Metallic Hardcore
If I Had Eyes -
CT Metallic Hardcore
Stressbomb -
CT Punk
Belie the Matyr -
CT Metal
Ancient of Days -
CT Metal
In Memory of Courage -
CT Metallic Hardcore
Biocoogana -
PA Ska
The Goners -
RI Horror Punk
On Paths of Torment -
CT Metal
Signs of Hope -
CT Hardcore from Stillborn Records
Fired Up -
CT Hardcore
Hands X In -
MA Youthcrew Hardcore
Through and Through -
CT 2-Step Hardcore
MDC -
Legendary OR Punk
Invocation of Nehek -
MA Metal from Prosthetic Records
Fight Night -
CT Hardcore from Spook City Records
Fall From Grace -
CT Hardcore (ex-Hatebreed)
Augrah -
CT Metalcore
Marx Revolution -
CT Ska/Hardcore Fusion
Taken to the Sky -
CT Post-Hardcore
The Midnight Creeps -
RI Punk from Rodent Popsicle Records
The Hostage Heart
-defunct MA Hardcore

Television:

Dude, Simpsons.

Books:

Damned if You Do, Sidewalk, the Stand, Ender's Game series, the His Dark Materials series, The Last Tsar. . .

well, I now that I think about it, I don't think I "like" any books. Books make me think, and I like that, but there are few books I would say I like as in "they are re-readable." What I will say is that I have an extensive library, I read a lot and I read to keep my mind filled with new perspectives.

Heroes:

Batman.

My Blog

Blastin' faces and runnin' hoes!

Blastin' faces and runnin' hoes! So I just re-read my last blog post was sorely disappointed in it.  I mean, guys... did you read that shit?  It was no where near interesting.  It just ...
Posted by Bentley! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

Gazebofest 6003: Gazebofest in the Hood

http://www.o-patch.com/vid/gazcomm.movIts coming on like a storm of fury and passion.
Posted by Bentley! on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:56:00 PST

PETA 2, bitches

I guess another person at PETA got a hold of my e-mail address and wrote this:"Hi Bentley,Thanks for your e-mail. We're on top of this issue. We don't always make it well-known that we're working on s...
Posted by Bentley! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST

Ahahahahahaa... ahhhh... PETA

A few months ago I filmed this thing called Kaparot, a religious Jewish ritual where they put their sins onto a bunch of chickens, slice their throats and hang them upside down. It was pretty fucked ...
Posted by Bentley! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

33 cent comics and dusty NES games

I just realized it is Sunday. Normally, this would invoke a trip to the Jewett City Flea Market, a favorite past time of mine.So many Sunday of my childhood, teenage years and early twenties has been...
Posted by Bentley! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

A fuck you to Mr. Kevin Thomas Ladd

In response to Mr. Ladd's deletion of me from his top 8 and his remarks in his blog (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&frie ndID=10246259&blogID=115753510&MyToken=c778301d-6aea-408...
Posted by Bentley! on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 04:23:00 PST

JC Sucka

So next week is spring break. I will spend this care-free time in warm and sunny Jewett City. Ah, Jewett City... with it's oceans of 12-year-old thugs and it's shores of Crazy Mary sand. I can't ...
Posted by Bentley! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:34:00 PST

Whats Pissing off Bentley this Week

What's Pissing Off Bentley this Week: I have been in New York for three weeks now and I have not: seen even one Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and I check every sewer drain. witnessed Spider-...
Posted by Bentley! on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:48:00 PST

People I Really, REALLY Fucking Miss.

I've met a lot of people in my life. Some of them good, some of them bad. I've kept a bit of both in my life. The rest melt back into the piled mass of the population. This is a good thing; keepin...
Posted by Bentley! on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:09:00 PST

Foodstuffs

I just polished off a grilled cheese sandwich. Potato bread, provolone cheese and a slice of tomato greeted me with every bite. As I was eating the sandwich, I thought about all the food Ive eaten ...
Posted by Bentley! on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:00:00 PST