Any one who would still wanna have sex with me...please.BANEFAN113: if i had eyesBANEFAN113: whats that meanArchimedes: If i had eyes I could see your beauty. (thats how I always looked at it for some reason)Archimedes: Its probably more like: If i had eyes I could shoot bullets of fire into the sky and marinate your soul in the depths of forever and the people of the past will live in our heads as mere messages sent by the sky, so now we'll never forget.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Arch
Birthday: 1896
Birthplace: Planet Lovetron
Current Location: Your backyard
Eye Color: dirt
Hair Color: u tell me
Height: I cant measure
Right Handed or Left Handed: umm I stroke with my left
Your Heritage: village people
The Shoes You Wore Today: I dont have shoes
Your Weakness: Im flawless
Your Fears: grizzly man
Your Perfect Pizza: Speak english What is pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not get shot by hunters
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whos house am I in and whos computer is this
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope I dont die of starvation
Your Best Physical Feature: Abs
Your Bedtime: Whenever my hunger takes my conscious
Your Most Missed Memory: My father pounding me in the ass when I was 11
Pepsi or Coke: stream water
Single or Group Dates: Look at my beard
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I have a 5 inch wilson
Chocolate or Vanilla: I chew on wood
Cappuccino or Coffee: what
Do you Smoke: smokey the bear
Do you Swear: when I stub my toe I scream FUCK
Do you Sing: Falsetto
Have you Been in Love: With Gizmo from gremlins his cock was huge
Do you want to go to College: I graduated from Yale bitch
Do you want to get Married: Im hideous carrot top wouldnt fuck me
Do you belive in yourself: On the open stream
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Look at me
Are you a Health Freak: I bench 500 for 12 reps
Do you get along with your Parents: They both fucked me as a kid
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live in the woods with no shelter wtf do u think
Do you play an Instrument: I stroke my cock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I ate poisonous frogs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Im an ugly man I know this
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: excuse me
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Do u mean fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: never had a chance
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Im nude full time and I swim in the stream
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ive stolen natures fruit
Ever been Drunk: smashed
Ever been called a Tease: I wish I could fuck something of my own species
Ever been Beaten up: My butt hole
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Im 112 years old hopefully I die soon dont care how
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im 112 bitch Im as grown up as I will ever be
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to go back to lovetron
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: owle yes
Favourite Hair Color: pubic hair
Short or Long Hair: neither
Height: midget
Weight: 600 pounds
Best Clothing Style: nude get fucken naked now
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3567 poison frogs
Number of CDs I own: what
Number of Tattoos: I will piss in your face and well call it a tatoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my life
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