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Archimedes

About Me

I might have HIV, however im also lost in the forest near nigeria, please help find me and maybe we can you know ;) ;) do it. ;) i mean have sex. I like Simon and Garfunkal and the beach boys, but only on occasion when i get rowdy."College just wasn't my thing. I dropped out as soon as I got the job at UPS." -- The Moose
UH I am scored as smarter than 93.6% of Connecticut. Think about that for a second.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Any one who would still wanna have sex with me...please.BANEFAN113: if i had eyesBANEFAN113: whats that meanArchimedes: If i had eyes I could see your beauty. (thats how I always looked at it for some reason)Archimedes: Its probably more like: If i had eyes I could shoot bullets of fire into the sky and marinate your soul in the depths of forever and the people of the past will live in our heads as mere messages sent by the sky, so now we'll never forget.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Arch
Birthday: 1896
Birthplace: Planet Lovetron
Current Location: Your backyard
Eye Color: dirt
Hair Color: u tell me
Height: I cant measure
Right Handed or Left Handed: umm I stroke with my left
Your Heritage: village people
The Shoes You Wore Today: I dont have shoes
Your Weakness: Im flawless
Your Fears: grizzly man
Your Perfect Pizza: Speak english What is pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not get shot by hunters
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whos house am I in and whos computer is this
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope I dont die of starvation
Your Best Physical Feature: Abs
Your Bedtime: Whenever my hunger takes my conscious
Your Most Missed Memory: My father pounding me in the ass when I was 11
Pepsi or Coke: stream water
Single or Group Dates: Look at my beard
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I have a 5 inch wilson
Chocolate or Vanilla: I chew on wood
Cappuccino or Coffee: what
Do you Smoke: smokey the bear
Do you Swear: when I stub my toe I scream FUCK
Do you Sing: Falsetto
Have you Been in Love: With Gizmo from gremlins his cock was huge
Do you want to go to College: I graduated from Yale bitch
Do you want to get Married: Im hideous carrot top wouldnt fuck me
Do you belive in yourself: On the open stream
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Look at me
Are you a Health Freak: I bench 500 for 12 reps
Do you get along with your Parents: They both fucked me as a kid
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live in the woods with no shelter wtf do u think
Do you play an Instrument: I stroke my cock
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I ate poisonous frogs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Im an ugly man I know this
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: excuse me
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Do u mean fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: never had a chance
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Im nude full time and I swim in the stream
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ive stolen natures fruit
Ever been Drunk: smashed
Ever been called a Tease: I wish I could fuck something of my own species
Ever been Beaten up: My butt hole
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Im 112 years old hopefully I die soon dont care how
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im 112 bitch Im as grown up as I will ever be
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to go back to lovetron
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: owle yes
Favourite Hair Color: pubic hair
Short or Long Hair: neither
Height: midget
Weight: 600 pounds
Best Clothing Style: nude get fucken naked now
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3567 poison frogs
Number of CDs I own: what
Number of Tattoos: I will piss in your face and well call it a tatoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my life

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My Blog

Riga mortis Ralph and the Nazi Synthesizers

The Ever-Luminate Sky, Western Hemisphere  To the dismay of many of you, we have not been shot down nor captured from the sky. We are still flying searching for a better place, a home in which we may...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 22:35:00 GMT

I caught Maynard listening to simple plan

Carson City, Nevada  Well, I know sometime has passed since my last post, but oh have I been busy& Mmm&yes..busy&Anyway after Christmas I thought it best I get anyway from all the ass exploration and...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 23:22:00 GMT

so long and thanks for all the fish

I have recently broken up with my girlfriend of the past 10 months, Im pissed. This is the first time I have felt more anger than heart ache. I keep having dreams of her with other guys and every time...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 20:45:00 GMT

I bet you dont know Krang

I bet you dont remember Krang.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:01:00 GMT

How are you gentleman?

Today is a rather joyous occasion as many of you know it is Christmas. I am currently in my hometown of Carson City, Nevada where I am spending x-mas with the minority citizens whom are for...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 01:12:00 GMT

Tuty fuckin fruity

Last night I had a dream that me and arnold where doing isolated lat pull downs together, it was amazing. The dream ended with us together shirtless running on the beach discussing how we felt about l...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 19:41:00 GMT

Turkeys can lick hands too

Well I'm proud to say that I have yet another proud festival with the family. As many of you already I know I have a tragedy in my life...Vanessa, as sexy as it was she croaked while trying to chug a ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:42:00 GMT

Snackson N Jaxson

I have discovered one of the worst arcade games of all time and I love it. Its called Snackso N Jaxson, you play the game as a clown head attached to a body by way of tenticle. The game involves bounc...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 00:58:00 GMT

I'm glad the pope died cause I fucked his mom

Last night I went on a date with this ravishing beauty named Vanessa...I met her a few days before at a near by tollbooth where she was working...I pulled up in my baby (which I'm almost finished remo...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 17:44:00 GMT

I used the Cocapuff map to guide me

Last night was amazing, in the simplest form of audio beauty. Yes, I went to a disco biscuits concert, which is the greatest band ever. They play musically matching notes that I love in the ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jul 2005 14:58:00 GMT