Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling! profile picture

Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling!

i drink beer and play wiffleball with my mom..

About Me

the sky moves faster at this time of year

In this bottle you'll find it was my fault.

My Interests

Boob Shuffle Board!
[its big in Connecticut]
Take: One Take: Two

I'd like to meet:

Travis A. Moon's shrimp roll ;P

Music:


yblam
ATOMIC BALLROOM CALAMITY
mos def
the jonbenet
evergreen terrace
elysia
if i had eyes
#12
into the moat
poison the well
norma jean
symphony in peril
the red chord
black delilah murder
btbam
anterrabae
forever it is written
fassw
shroud of turin
a thousand falling skies
the acacia strain
hhll
remembering never
the world we knew
this providence
the spill canvas
twilight city fracture
a day to remember
my hero is me
vanna
versus the mirror
a kiss for jersey
dwp
dance gavin dance
guns like girls
ddg
grace gale
alesana
i killed the prom queen
treos
HORSE the band
see you next tuesday
the chariot
the sounds of animals fighting
job for cowboy
the bled
me and him call it us
tower of rome
love like electrocution
i would set myself on fire for you
irhaciyy
pg.99

Books:

the fuckin' shining.

Heroes:

Mike Oliver.
Mike Rowe.
Shea Long.

My Blog

why does your name leave a bad taste in my mouth?

sticks and stones never made sense.
Posted by Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling! on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:51:00 PST

this is evolution; theory, principle, fact.

Documentation is useless.
Posted by Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling! on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:01:00 PST

oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides oprah.

i love you.
Posted by Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

you been drinkin? been suckin dick?

2 pinched nerves and a rolled ankle! yessss :X good job meagan
Posted by Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

a guy i know bought a car outta the paper, 10 years later... BAM! herpes!

so... Dick, Momma Dick, Me and Momma Me..         ARE ALL GOING TO THE ZOOOO!!!!!! :]   then we are going to come home and eat some TOTAL! and watch HBO's [B.O.T.P 1...
Posted by Dont jizz in my cupcake and call it cream filling! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST