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Some people call me the Space Cowboy, baby... Mostly, I go by Maxx, (Matt, Mack, Mark, OR Buck if you’re fucking deaf).
See, also: Saxx. Lunchbox. Maximus Prime. Maxie. Hollywood. Hells Bells. Fats if you're my bro, fat-ass if you're Nick. ...
+ Movies&Music are my passion.
+ I’m a big family/friends person.
+ I just like to hang out, surround myself with people I love.
+ I roll with a few close friends in my 207-click, I have a nice network of budddds in Maine, and many acquiantences... And I can't forget the good friends I made while living in Cali. See you guys soon! Hey, I like people...
+ I’m happy-go-lucky.
+ People would say I’m quiet and shy, but they don’t know me.
+ I’m actually pretty loud and obnoxious.
+ I try to keep a positive attitude.
+ I’m laid back and carefree.
+ I like to get drunk and play Playstation 2.
+ I am acting my age. I’m in the prime of my youth and I’ll only be young once. But I’ll be stupid for the rest of my life. (kudos if you know this)
+ Life’s too short to worry.
+ Whatever happens, happens.
+ I’m very open minded.
+ I have a fear of midgets... ... No offense or anything... It's a total phobia....
+ I'm a very big kid. I'll never grow up.
+ I can't make a decision to save my life...
+ I'm an underachiever.
+ Fuck what other people say or think. They don't matter. THE ONLY PERSON YOU HAVE TO REPORT TO IS YOURSELF!
+ Thunderstorms are the coolest.
+ I dream for Z-Day.
+ I tend to get a little vulgar.
+ I swear. Seriously.
+ I LOVE hugs.
+ I’m a firm believer of the Golden Rule. And Forgive and Forget.
+ My father named me after Mad Max.
+ I’m a major klutz.
+ I can be very sneaky, like a Ninja.
+ I don't judge.
+ I aspire to be a comedian... But I have to break the stage fright... or get really hammered.
+ I am constantly on IMDb, google, wikipedia, and of course myspace...
+ Some kids annoy me, but most I do adore.
+ There's a time and a place for everything.
+ I like potty humor.
+ Nothing beats cuddling. Nothing!
+ I’m not all about the money, but it doesn’t hurt to have some.
+ I enjoy Slurpies... A LOT.
+ Coinstar is FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!
+ I’m a nerd, I’ll either admit it or deny it.
+ I am in the process of revising and editing a script.
+ My mother once referred to me as the Porno King.
+ Nature blows my mind. Even the littlest things are just so amazing...
+ I say random shit, quote shows or movies, belt out a line from a song, or make noises without warning. Do not be alarmed. It’s mostly for my own pleasure.
+ I dream about being a Hitman....
+ I look for the good in everyone.
+ I contradict myself.
+ I like variety.
+ I can turn my mind off and stare at nothing for hours.
+ I am at both ends of the spectrum. I'm un-biased. I'm neutral. (I have an opinion of course)
+ I hate turtlenecks. (I don't hate people that wear them, but I want to yell at them that they look like a giraffe and it is NOT NORMAL!
+ I only lie when it counts.
+ I like to keep things simple.
+ Sometimes I don’t take the time to cross my t’s and dot my i’s.
+ I’m an inconsistent creature of habit, relying on consistency in other things for balance.
+ I hate being left out.
+ I get hit in the crotch a lot, by my own means or the means of others’…
+ I love to laugh 'til it hurts.
+ I'm a little piece of everything and everyone I touch, like Mystique.
+ I rock out in the shower like it's my job, and sing amazingly in the car/on my bike.
I'm just like you in so many ways, and you differ from me in so many ways. Welcome to the human race.
<3, A , +
Oh, and remember, Happiness is an inside job...
later! ...
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl with yellow feathers in her hair and ..."


>Treat the Earth and all that dwell therein with respect
>Remain close to the Great Spirit
>Show great respect for your fellow beings
>Work together for the benefit of all Mankind
>Give assistance and kindness wherever needed
>Do what you know to be right
>Look after the well-being of Mind and Body
>Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater Good
>Be truthful and honest at all times
>Take full responsibility for your actions
~ The Indian Ten Commandments. Live it. Love it.
..
'Battlecry' - Nujabes ftg Shing02~
sharp like an edge of a samurai sword
the mental blade cut through flesh and bone
though my mind's at peace, the world out of order
missing the inner heat, life gets colder
oh yes, I have to find my path
no less, walk on earth, water, and fire
the elements compose a magnum opus
my modus is operandi is amalgam
steel packed tight in microchip
on my arm a sign of all-pro
the ultimate reward is honor, not awards
at odds with the times in wars with no lords
a freelancer,
a battle cry of a hawk make a dove fly and a tear dry
wonder why a lone wolf don't run with a klan
only trust your instincts and be one with the plan
some days, some nights
some live, some die
in the way of the samurai
some fight, some bleed
sun up to sun down
the sons of a battlecry
battlecry

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever originally captioned this:

simon pegg and edgar wright

the naked and famous.

the dudesons

Daniel Johnston...

your mom

the open-minded, drama-free, happy-go-lucky, atom-splitting, all-signing, all-dancing, free-spirited, friendly people...

Anyone really...
Write that down, there's a written exam later.

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Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:50:00 GMT

WHAT. THEFUCK. WASTHAT?! (updated 7/2)

This is the story of my ride on Hells Bells. It is a flower called Brugmansia. (Mind the poor punctuation, spelling, sentence structure. I'm running on who knows how much sleep, recovering from this ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:15:00 GMT

Oh, yeah! [I'm wired!]

Um.  . . Yeah heard about the Chris Benoit thing...     I'm obviously back online. For good!   I'll be moving back to Maine. For good! Come Christmas hopefully.  Well, before ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:05:00 GMT

GOOD MORNING!@!!!1!! (NO MORE INTERNET)

So. New job. Today is my last day. I won't have teh internets for a while.   PEACE BE WITH YOU. . . BORED? Go play yahoo pool. Check out bored.com Look at porn, it's not going to look at it...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:02:00 GMT

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Anxiety sucks.AHHHHHHHH!!!!!. . . . . .   Confuzzled day today. Meh, just . .. I dunno. FUCK! . . . I know what I need. :) I think I'll quit my job... Yah.That might work. SHIT!... I want a compu...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Not a man, not yet a woman...

I don't even know how to shave. You ever feel like you had everything figured out and you knew what was coming next?  Yah, me neither. I'm only 21. I know nine years down the road, when I h...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:05:00 GMT

The Curse-ed Shirt...

... Well!.. Fuckity fuck shit fuck! Good fucking Friday morning! :) If anyone remebers about two weeks ago I fucked myself up riding home from work? It was raining. I missed the bus. I was pissed. I f...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:41:00 GMT

I'm seriously considering...

ripping my brain out through my ass.... it would be so much better than working for the man.... ~ What is the geekiest part of your music collection? hmmm... jr sr... What do you eat when you raid the...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Is it too much to ask?

Why am I so fucking picky? .. No.. No.. the right question is.. Why do all you girls suck! No that's not fair either... And I can't say "Love stinks" because that will just make me some embittere...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:48:00 GMT

This stupid game...

How am I supposed to know. The problem lies in not being able to know. And it all comes down to a game of faith. A game of luck if you ask me. I'm just afraid. Of a lot of things. I put myself out th...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:17:00 GMT