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Sadness Bowl

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About Me

Musician (kinda). Artist (sorta). Misanthrope. Polymath, of sorts. Gentleman. Mild sociopath. Bourbon enthusiast. Poster child for high IQ not equating to success in the workforce.

My Interests

Baseball, knitting, and clown porn. The rest is arbitrary.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Nick Cave, Swans, Roxy Music, Butthole Surfers, Jesus Lizard, Shellac, Big Black, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Magnetic Fields, Dinosaur Jr., Twilight Singers, Chris Connelly, Crime and the City Solution, Flaming Lips, Sheep on Drugs, Bruce Springsteen (pre-1983), Galaxie 500, Spiritualized, Death in June, NON, Terrorfakt, The Ex, Fugazi, Hank Williams Sr., Legendary Pink Dots. The list literally could go on for pages and pages. Oh, and Prince. I love Prince. A lot.

Movies:

Definitely too many to reel off. Some of my favorites include: Fletch, Vertigo, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, Pulp Fiction, Blue Velvet. Etc., etc. The last movie I saw that really impressed me was The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

Television:

People who say they're too good for television are not only lying, but also really flippin' annoying. Some of my favorites: House, Cheap Seats, MST3K, Saved by the Bell, California Dreams, Legends of the Hidden Temple. The list goes on. As a side note, my bowels tremble in fear, in regards to the planned Star Wars television show. Please, George. No. Please?

Books:

Anything and everything. Currently I'm reading the Pevear and Volokhonsky translation of Demons, by Dostoevsky.

Heroes:

Jim Jones. Gerry Anderson. Rod Belding.

My Blog

You’ve nowhere to go, but you’ll go there again

A few things:1) As most know, I take a considerable amount of prescription painkillers. Whether it be for back pain, or shoulder pain, or knee pain, or just general chronic pain. I've pretty much been...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

You’ve gotta be freakin’ kidding me.

It happened again. I was on first base tonight. Mike hit a liner to left-center. I took off. I rounded second. The center-fielder made a nice play on the ball, so I kinda stutter-stepped. When I did ...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

Cue Baseball Snobbery

First of all, opening day was a hoot.  Multiple hoots, even.  It was the Bumberhoot Festival.  Ugh, shut the fuck up, Jason.But you know what pisses me off about opening day?  The ...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

Things I'll never, never understand the appeal of...

...in no particular order.1. Anime.  2. Jam bands.3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the TV show, that is.  The movie was cute).4. Kevin Smith's films.5. The Rocky Horror Picture Show.I think that...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

Non-traditional Holidays.

1) T-minus 13 hours until the glory known as the company bowling outing.  This year it will be ROCKIN' BOWL (blacklit lanes, lots of hair metal playing, etc.)  Which means it'll be likely th...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST

Win a Date with Jason Contest

That's right, you heard me.  I'll let you decide whether this is an exercise in egotism, or desperation.First, the stipulations:1) "Date" is defined as an evening between two people.  It, ho...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

Prepare to Launch...

What follows is the first thing I heard upon sitting at my desk this morning:"New Modest Mouse album comes out tomorrow! Man, I was first introduced to them when I was like 17. If there was, like, one...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:41:00 PST

Democracy...at work?

If a couple of the issues up for vote today keep up the way they are, I just have to say that my love affair with the state of Wisconsin will seriously be in danger of coming to an end.On the bright s...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST

When good pets go AWESOME.

Yeah, so I'm watching When Good Pets Go Bad on Spike TV.  And I just saw a dog who got consumed by a boa constrictor.The snake was owned by the next door neighbor, who's an Alice Cooper impersona...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:46:00 PST

Things, and stuff.

1) I'll likely be visiting Florida sometime in mid-January.  Those, in said state, wishing to petition for some of my time should do so in a punctual manner.  I like to plan ahead.  2) ...
Posted by Sadness Bowl on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST