Real Dialogue 11/17/06 |
A fat retarded gentleman was at the counter of a local Cumberland Farms, purchasing instant lottery tickets. He spots a new Christmas themed ticket and proceeds to say the following.
FRG(Fat Retarded ...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:55:00 PST |
A Blast From The Past: Product Review - Pepsi Holiday Spice (11/12/04) |
Pepsi Holiday Spice: It's Christmas In a Bottle, Complete With Drunken Family Fights.Well everyone, the holiday season is fast approaching and just in time for said holiday season, Pepsi has released ...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST |
Show Some Fucking Respect. |
Please. Potential party-goer. Remember one thing. If you're spending an evening at someones house, where alcoholic beverages are involved, show some fucking responsibility and don't go overboard and d...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST |
Ranting. It's Fucking Ranting. Roar! |
I fucking hate heat. I fucking hate little fucking bugs. I fucking hate blankets that murder you when you're trying to sleep. I have work in the morning and all I need is to lay down and fall into a d...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST |
Fuck tha police. Comin' straight from the underground. Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown. |
Yes. Plaistow has become a police state. Why is it that my good friends and I aren't able to eat sandwiches outside of Cumberland Farms without being harassed by Johnny Law? We had just gotten back fr...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:57:00 PST |
I Suck At Baseball. I Blame It On The Rain. Oh, And Please Murder Your Children. |
Eh. That was probably the shittiest retirement of all time. I stunk up the place. Well, I mean I guess I wasn't all that bad today. I had a few doubles and singles, but no home runs. I really wish I h...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST |
I Take Performance Enhancing Drugs. Jealous? |
Today was the first day of Big Game League Baseball, and it was great. Many of the regulars from the past two seasons were there, plus a few new faces. I sucked at first but then I got all motivated a...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST |
Two Shitty Snippets From 6/4/06 |
If good first impressions are everythingThen you gave me everything on a silver platter.This is looking like something great.But what does it really matter?It's not like anything thing will ever come ...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:31:00 PST |
Words of Wisdom From A Stubborn Fool. |
I'm just starting to come to terms with the fact that I've had a lot of great opportunities in my day and I've let so many of them pass. Bitches, I don't care who you are, if you see something wo...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Unfinished Material |
Time drifts friends apart like ships in the sea.And time could be tide if the "M" turns to "D".I just hope that you'll turn to me.When you need someone to walk you to your car.In pure stunning silence...
Posted by SK Ultra! on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:09:00 PST |
