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About Me



Dimebag Darrell 1966 - Forever

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James and Darrell were pleased to Hear that Vo5 was once again Hair Product of the year!
♠Front man in South of Heaven yet to have any tunes up.
♠People seem to like me because I'm polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded".
♠I am a bit of an elitist asshole, but very inviting and friendly.
♠Liam is the coolest dude i know, mess with him............your gonna die!
♠I do not use any animal products.
♠Phil Anselmo is God!
♠I enjoy jumping out of or off of things.
♠I plan on turning this love into a new career.
♠I do not drink, do drugs, or smoke. Ever. Bollocks Do I!!
♠My Favorite song in the entire world is Pantera-Hollow
♠I like movies a lot, especially obscure ones.
♠'Dimebag' Darrell Abbot is a Legend 1966 - Forever
♠My friends mean the world to me (Keep It METAL Guys).
♠I am 22, i live in a swanky pad of my own, so grow up kids!! :p
♠Heavy Metal is fantastic.
♠Old Skool Pantera - If you have never listened to it, your not Metal. FUCK OFF!
♠EMO children piss me off!
♠My music collection will probably smoke yours in quantity and quality
♠I am an ordained reverend.
♠My Dad rules.
♠I work at my local Cinema, silverscreen wednesday SUCKS ASS!
♠Old Skool Hip-Hop is quite simply put......"The Shit!" Makes me feel happy when im down, Remember say NO to gangsta shit!!! And.........Emo :p
♠The travel bug has bitten me and I have definitely enjoyed seeing new places.
♠I enjoy taking the piss out of Chav's even the 'Large' ones which could end up with me being dead soon.
♠I am a qualified Chef which means i will not poison you........unless you deserve it!!!
♠I love cooking it makes me angry.........hmmmmm weird!!
♠I thoroughly enjoy humour that most consider very, very wrong. My friend Tim is one of these people with that sense of humour, ROCK ON BUDDY!.
♠Chances are, given time, I will offend you.
♠Blood and gore in movies are wonderful things, as is insanely dumb comedy.
♠Piercings, tattoos and dreads are pretty sweet, but only when well done.
♠I love talking to new folks. Note the talking bit, not just adding random people so that I can be a number on their way to internet fame. You are not cool. Go die.
This is my lovely Girlfriend Laura, we have had our ups and downs (like any good relationship) and where very much in love. We expecting our first baby together 26th June (Probably a bit sooner coz he's mental :p)....YEP IT'S A BOY and we are going to call him Layne. So until you are with us little man, WE LOVE YOU LOTS.

My Interests

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My Partner in crime...
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Five Minutes with Eddie The Kidd 06/02/08 - This may shock you!

Whatever you thought about me is true, well 95% of it anyway, im normally true to my word, haha.

I usually start my day with a good mug of good old builders tea, usually two, with a splash of soya milk. I can't do much unless i eat straight away either.

There's not much I'm superstitious about really, none of that ladders and black cats bullshit anyway. What happens, happens and that's it. I do believe in ghosts though, but that's as far as that sort of nonsense goes.

My worst habit is getting impatient with people. I seem to have this expectation that everyone should at least as good as i am at things (not that hard, really)

As far as regrets go, I suppose I don't have any. I'm pretty happy with what, where and who i am.

I get angered, saddened and scared by the 'disposable' ethos of today's society; the fact that no one really seems to think about much anymore outside of their own little plastic world. It's all about consume, consume and never mind tomorrow. What happened to the art of thinking?

I'm not too concerned about my appearance(fortunately). I think of it as a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. I used to be a baggey assed skate punk back in my earlier years, so I went through the 'appearance matters' thing, albeit with a diffrent slant. Now i just wear what i like and damn the expectations.

Keeping fit isn't a problem. I seem to be one of the lucky ones who has a high metabolic rate so that even at my ripe old age :p......i don't seem to be becoming portly. I walk a hell of a lot and that seems to work for me, as does riding my BMX (which is very rare) infact i can't even remember where i last saw it!! I never go down the gym and rarely stretch though, which i know is very naughty of me. I'm on it.

Kermit's reaction to: 2 Girls 1 Cup

I'd like to meet:



You get the idea....

Music:

Southern Stoner Rock at it's best

Bullhorn, these guys are 'Le Shit' check em out

Down III - Over The Under
Down II - A Bustle in Your Hedgerow
Down - NOLA
Ten Years of Abuse and Still Broke
eyehategod - Southern Discomfort

Crowbar - Equilibrium & Odd Fellows Rest
Crowbar - Lifesblood for the Downtrodden
Superjoint Ritual - Use Once & Destroy
Superjoint Ritual - A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
Kyuss - Blues for the Red Sun

Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
Ozzy - Black Rain
Ozzy - Blizzard of Ozz
Orange Goblin - The Big Black
Orange Goblin - Healing Through Fire

The Best of Pantera: Far Beyond the Great Southern Cowboy's Vulgar Hits
Pantera - Reinventing the Steel
Pantera - Power Metal
Pantera - Official Live: 101 Proof
Pantera - Far Beyond Driven

Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power
ZZ Top - Eliminator
Norma Jean - Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child
Mastodon - Leviathan

Mastodon - Remission
Mastodon - Blood Mountain
Charlie Daniels Band - A Decade of Hits
Brand New Sin - Recipe for Disaster
Hellyeah - Hellyeah

Hayseed Dixie - You Wanna See Something Really Scary?
Hayseed Dixie - A Hot Piece of Grass
Hayseed Dixie - A Hillbilly Tribute to Mountain Love
My Morning Jacket - Z
Lynyrd Skynyrd - All Time Greatest Hits

Rebel Meets Rebel - Rebel Meets Rebel
Corrosion of Conformity - In the Arms of God
Blind
Corrosion of Conformity - Deliverance
Corrosion of Conformity - Wiseblood

Black Label Society - Sonic Brew
Black Label Society - Shot to Hell
Black Label Society - Hangover Music, Vol. 6
Black Label Society - 1919 Eternal
Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death

A Perfect Murder - War of Aggression
A Perfect Murder - Strength Through Vengeance
Alabama Thunderpussy - Open Fire
Clutch - From Beale Street to Oblivion
Clutch - Pure Rock Fury

Clutch - Jam Room
Clutch - The Elephant Riders
Clutch - Clutch
Clutch - Transnational Speedway League: Anthems, Anecdotes & Undeniable Truths
Clutch - Pitchfork & Lost Needles

He is Legend - Suck out the Poison
He is Legend - I Am Hollywood
He is Legend - 91025
Her Candane - No Battle
Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty

Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon
Every Time I Die - Hot Damn!
Maylene & the Sons of Disaster - II
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Foo Fighters - Echoes Silence Patience & Grace - Released 25th Sep powered by frazy.com

Movies:

♠O Brother, Where Art Thou?♠The Big Labowski
♠Apocalypto♠Scarface
♠High Fidelity ♠Once Were Warriors
♠Raging Bull♠Good Fellas
♠Hard Core Logo♠Strange Brew
♠Fargo♠Batman Begins
♠No Country For Old Men♠Sunshine
Requiem for a Dream♠Anchorman
♠Judgment Day♠Little Miss Sunshine
♠Two Lane Black Top♠Borat
♠Surf's Up♠Apocalypse Now

Television:


Bullhorn Rockin' The Fuck Out!!!

Books:


Anthony Kiedis - Scar Tissue powered by frazy.com
♠The Goat That Ate The World ♠Can't Buy Weed In Zanzibar
♠The Man With A Penis As A Face ♠The Giant Bat Of Death
♠Your Mother Was A Goat ♠Last Night I Was A Tomato
♠Fuck Off Im Irish ♠The Space Book Of Karmasutra
♠Fucking Silly Turkey ♠Why Are All These Books Named After Animals
♠That's a lengthy turd! ♠From the moment i met you......i knew you were a bellend!
♠You smell like a dying badger! ♠85 ways to lay a turd in Paris
♠The Chav Hunting and Beat Down Book of 2007! ♠Why is there no salad in my coffee?
♠I Hate Your Face....Fuck Off! ♠A-Z Guide of hitting someone with a Snow Shovel
♠How to eat a Buffalo with Breadsticks ♠That Cunt Stole my Car
♠AHH That's Nice! ♠Theres a beer in my burger
♠Get Fucked or Die Trying!! ♠I am a............Toaster
♠Holy Motherfuckin' Shit, Batman! ♠The Dog Turd Sandwich Chronicles
♠How to Make an Eyebrow Taste Like Parsnips ♠Being a Fox Bummer is Hard Work!
♠The Day 'The man from Del Monte' Said......NO ♠He Tried to Stick 'Rubber Fist, In My Anus' (An Autobiography)
♠7 Ways to Circumcise your Toe ♠Why you should NEVER, try and Fuck Concrete

Heroes:


"With all his greatness and accomplishments on the guitar, Dime will be missed more for his giving personality, charisma, caring for others, love and most of all his HEART!! Twice as big as the state of TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!! Dime gave it all every day to each and every one of us and our lives have forever been hollowed without him...Thanks to all of you for reaching out to us in this time of our immeasurable loss. REST IN PEACE BROTHER DIME!!!!!!"

My Blog

I’d rather make peace with 3 rounds

Right so i woke up this morning with a huge stoners hangover from what was a very messy night out in town last night. I woke up at approximately 11:08am.......works starts at 12:00pm, next bus into to...
Posted by Eddie The Kidd" on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:32:00 PST

5 Minutes with Eddie The Kidd

Whatever you thought about me is true, well 95% of it anyway, im normally true to my word, haha.I usually start my day with a good mug of good old builders tea, usually two, with a splash of soya milk...
Posted by Eddie The Kidd" on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:21:00 PST

The Call of Duty 4 Review

First off, a big Congratulations to the Devil that is, Hillary. G(Sounds so Ghetto) at the IGN team for actually doing something right, and going beyond your "Expertise" to give this MONSTER of a game...
Posted by Eddie The Kidd" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:27:00 PST

The Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation Review

Ok so as far as it goes im not much of a flight sim or even Ace Combat fan..........Fuck knows why because i think i have just found possibly the most interesting Fighter (If i can call it that) game ...
Posted by Eddie The Kidd" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:31:00 PST

The Assassins Creed Review

Ok, so it is with the greatest of pleasures to say how delighted i was, when it came to playing Ubisofts Brilliant 'Assassins Creed'. Alot of people seem dissapointed by this game but really.....i ...
Posted by Eddie The Kidd" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST

The Mass Effect Review

Ok so I'll keep it short, as when i wrote my long version, obviously my computer didn't like what i had to say about M.E. and decided to crash and burn! Mass Effect has had some of the best ratings f...
Posted by Eddie The Kidd" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:23:00 PST