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Crazy Jack

That boy is Cray-Zee

About Me

i'm a knob...and i like taking photos and i fucking rule at german Jenga, regardez Scarin' Crows :
You are The Joker The Joker 74% Dr. Doom 73% Apocalypse 72% Poison Ivy 71% Two-Face 69% Riddler 68% Dark Phoenix 65% Green Goblin 65% Magneto 63% Venom 61% Catwoman 61% Mr. Freeze 60% Mystique 57% Lex Luthor 55% Juggernaut 53% Kingpin 37% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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My Interests

All Phomotographs by Crazy Jack (unless he's in them) MischiefDress up/Distorted Dancing/making music and watching other people do it too/skateboarding/slinging bass guitar/Ace horror films/Shitty horror films/Chronological Dystopia and the Rubix Autonoma/High Pitched squealling/moving fast/travel/Righting words un-write/getting sad when the sun is not out

I'd like to meet:

80's horror movie whores like me...The Mars Volta...people who can make me laugh...a lost romantic who enjoys "fun" clothes... People who're "turning Chinese" Phantom Food Flingers Imelda Marcos Automatons and The bloke responsible for this headfuckimg src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Crazyjackphotophob ia/93east208.jpg" width="500" height="375" [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Crazyjackphotophob ia/DownIn198020.jpg[/IMG]

Music:

In no order; The Mars Volta, Death From Above 1979, Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band, The Air-Conditioned Nightmare, The Libertines, Trivium, New Order, Joy Division, Faith No More, Die Krupts, Dizzee Rascal, At The Drive-In, Kinell, MySweetheartTheDrunk, Morso, Sparta, My Chemical Romance, Tenacious D, Muse, The Die-Die Gas, Dharma Drive, The Great Blind Degree, Locus Of Control, Antihero, Slipknot, Rage Against The Machine, Hollywood Is a Verb, The Foo Fighters, The Bronx, Animo Torso, Juliet and the Licks The Moldy Peaches, The Dust Brothers, Soulwax, Hot Hot Heat, Mike Patton vs Rahzel, Mr. Bungle, 2manyDJ's, De La Soul, Public Enemy, The Postal Service, Chikinki, !!!, Monsters In The Closet, Radiohead, about half of The White Stripes, Air, The Rolling Stones, 3 Colours Red, The Cure, A Certain Shade, Cueball 8, Sublime, Korn, Carina Round, Beastie Boys, The Rapture, Damien Rice, Razorlight, Jack Johnson, Gorillaz, Blur, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Franz Ferdinad, Buck 65, Scissor Sisters, Led Zeppelin, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, DJ Yoda, Roadrunner All-stars, and one song by The Rasmus... but i assure you, it does rock!

Television:

Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dead Like Me, Firefly and the Mighty Boosh. (Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Spaced, 24, Invader Zim, Freakaziod, Pinky And The Brain, Batman:the animated series, Batman, The Tick (live action), The Tick) okay but not as good as Lost or The Mighty Boosh.

Books:

Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Lullaby, Fugitives and Refugees, Diary, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, The Invisible Man, Less Than Zero, The Rules Of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers, Glamorama, The Dice Man, My forensics textbooks, This Diary Will Change Your Life, The Melancholy Death Of Oyster-Boy and Other Stories...

My Blog

Crazy Jack vs the FSS/BBC

Okay, i'm getting involved with these two fine organisations and hopefully one of them will offer me a job before the fortnight is through. But i doubt this highly. such is my luck at the moment, hoe ...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:08:00 PST

Crazy Jack vs the BBC

check this out...http://www.bbc.co.uk/readingandleeds/2007/bbcberkshire /voxpops/11.shtmli'm a badass.
Posted by Crazy Jack on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

TwentyNine last thing what i did etc

Brought to you by insomnia, drugs, and the letter 12 1. To whom did you last give the finger?err, in what way?!? 2. Who was the last person you told to go fuck themselves?a ginger girl i was sort of i...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

Crazy Jack vs Car accident

mmmmmmmmyep. had a car accident, figure wasn't cool, wasn't. When brakes lock, you know you're in trouble. Don't panic, like i did, as you slide towards the back of a stationary maintainence truck. Re...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

Crazy Jack vs the Job

I might be safeguarding Britan's water supply. be afraid. CJxx
Posted by Crazy Jack on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

Krazy Jac + regina spektor vs parents

My mum "she sounds just like joni mitchell" a favorable reveiw. my dad " she be good if she cut out the schoolgirl bullshit" a less than favorable reveiw Me "orgasmically intense" there's no acco...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

Krazy Jak vs Kerrang

it was intensely fun, my ehoes were broadcast across the nation, who could ask for more?
Posted by Crazy Jack on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

Corey Feldman, what went wrong?

Spent the weekend recording at the Liverpool Institute of Performing Arts, running around in the Sir Paul McCartney Auditorium, after hours action, impending mix-down and chello action, 2 tracks in th...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:46:00 PST

Fire, i'll teach you to...

...apply the ideal gas equation to find the pressure at the instant of sprinkler actuation. Fire Engineering Sceince it's ace if you like bullshit. Crazy Jackx This web log was brought to you ...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crazy Jack's Big Top 5 Films...

1. The Pornographer, C5. A brutal tale of lonliness and obsession, set against the sprawling legal and pornographic empires of Los Angeles. *** (needed more tasteless sex to make up for overly sentime...
Posted by Crazy Jack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST