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Devotion to Jesus is the key to spiritual passion Jeremiah 29:11-- For I know the plans I have for y

About Me


Get Your Comments Here!"They're All in Shock"I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor.But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics and the trash.There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice.Herb, who I always thought Was rotting away in Hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well.I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take, How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake."And why's everyone so quiet, So somber--give me a clue". "Hush, child", He said, "they're all in shock, No one thought they'd be seeing you". --Anonymous
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My Interests


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The Greatest Prank Call Ever
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Music:

I enjoy listening to Petra, Newsboys, London Calling, Guardian, Adrian Gale, Stryper, Bride, The Beach Boys, The Mama's and Papa's, CCR, Asia who is now GPS, Oak Ridge Boys some country and some reggae.
www.stryper.com

Movies:


Evangelism Resources

Television:

Law and Order, Cops, Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Gate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Smallville, Becker and comedy.Now we know why some animals eat their own children.Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Books:

The Bible, the Left Behind series

Heroes:

Jesus because He made it possible for me to spend eternity with Him. When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you.

My Blog

10 Cat Truths

1.  Cats do what they want, when they want it.2.  They rarely listen to you.3.  They're totally unpredictable.4.  They whine when they're not happy.5.  When you want to play, ...
Posted by shorty on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST

You just Can’t Fix Stupid!!

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have anorder of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don'thave half dozen nuggets,' said the tee...
Posted by shorty on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

Right Place

They were in the right place, on the wrong day. Or so it would seem. The Dayspring Chorale, a traveling high school singing group, arrived at a nursing home for a Thursday concert. However, the folks ...
Posted by shorty on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:42:00 PST