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*Comedian Bob Smiley*

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About Me

..--------------- I'm a comedian. I stand there and people laugh at me. Its like Junior High only I get paid! I'm a Christian and a professional form filler outter. What else...oh yea, I cut my hair so...Dad, you can stop with the hate mail!!! I also like Reading, Running and other things that begin with "R". Speaking of, being a pirate would also be cool. I like coffee and tons of other stuff....but mostly making people laugh. Check out this link so I can make you laugh in person: http://www.bobsmiley.com/dates.html ---------------....

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus...but not right now because there's a few kinds of coffee I still haven't tried! I'd also like to meet that "Average Boy" Kid. He sounds really funny! It'd be cool to meet a nice mother in-law...I guess while I'm at it I might as well meet Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster. Man...I hope my mother in-law doesn't have a myspace....if she does, I may get to meet the first person on this list today!

Music:

Riley Armstrong, Cool Hand Luke, Newsboys, Supertones, George Strait, Johnny Cash, Falling Up, Leland, Bobby Bare, Bob Dylan, Audio A, The Justin Cofield Band, Third Day...but my favorite band is The Electric Mayham!! Their drummer rocks!

Movies:

That one movie where Tom Cruise played the young cocky guy, Any Veggie Tales movie, that movie where Chuck Norris fought that dude, and my home movies...they're pretty funny.

Television:

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Books:

Bible, Harry Potter, One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest, Dave Barry books, Calvin and Hobbs, Dilbert, Far Side (see: You know...all the classics!) and The Adventure's of Average Boy!

Heroes:

Jesus, Bob Dylan, Charlie Chaplin, Mac Powell, Peter Furler, my parents, and Tim Hawkins....but for all different reasons... width="425" height="350".. .. .... width="425" height="350".. .. This is me fighting some bees by the way! ----------------------------------------..------------------ --------------------------------.. ----------------.. width="425" height="350".. .. .... width="425" height="350".. ..

My Blog

Operators are standing by...watching your mailbox!

Our mailbox is so easy to get to as long as you have a four wheeler, some mace and a good GPS unit. If not, its impossible to get to our mailbox. In fact, I’m pretty sure our mailbox isn’t...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:50:00 PST

Radio Tonight (1/25/08)

Hey Friends,I'm going to be on Total Axxess tonight (radio show). It'll be nice to not be the strangest person in the room for once. Thanks Wally!! You can check it out here: www.totalaxxess.comAl...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST

What did you ask?

Its now time for Bob's Semi-Sort of Bi-Annual End of the Year Question wrap up! I, Bob Smiley...or "Bob Smiley" to my friends and "The other son" to my dad, will take some of the questions I've gotton...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

Are you going to lick that frog?

2+2=7??I heard a radio commercial that said, "Do you have arthritis? Well, listen up! We're proud to introduce our new book 'Arthritis for Dummies'! Pick one up today!" Pick one up today? Are they tau...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST

Aug. Free Comedy newsletter (and my book is out!)

Anyone still read?I wrote a book! This came as a great shock to many people, especially my dad who said he didn't even know I'd read a book yet. This is not true by the way, I've read and colored many...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

Funny Stuff and My new DVD is out!

Being a father is tough! Sometimes I'm good at it and the other times everyone in my neighborhood is watching me. Sometimes I do really good things. For instance, last week I taught my middle kid thre...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:58:00 PST

Can I buy a Clue?

If you missed my free comedy newsletter, here's another chance:May's Free Comedy Newsletter:Turns out, I would have been a great judge back in the 1800's. I found this out by playing video "Cowboy Ha...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:35:00 PST

March's Free Comedy Newsletter

Well, I'm happy to report that I've solved the world's hunger problem. Wendy and I cleaned out our van this morning and found most of the world's food supply in the back. Not only was there tons of fo...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

Now that's funny

If you live within 4,000 miles of San Antonio you should come out Wednesday Feb. 28th (in two days) to Bandera Road Community Church ( http://www.be-the-church.com/ ).  We're taping my comedy sho...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

wow...a good one for a change

I hate forwards but this one deserves to be read:There was a certain Professor of Religion named Dr Christianson, a studious man who taught at a small college in the western United States. &...
Posted by *Comedian Bob Smiley* on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST