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lourdes vega

this is not culturally enriching

About Me

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I believe in unicorns
Nice to meet you, my name's Sarah (sadly not really Lourdes). I live in a flat in Birmingham city centre with Adam, my amazing other half, and Gustave, the Barry White of the hamster world. I work at an auction house in Birmingham's Jewellery Quarter and spend my days photographing pocketwatches and ticketing Creoles. I'm also currently studying for an MA in Museum Studies.
I'm probably nothing like what you think. My interests range from erotica to knitting, body modifications to interior decorating, and research to shopping. I like to think I'm hard to pin down, but my co-dependance begs to differ.
Without my friends, family, and lusho boyfriend I would crumble into tiny weeny bits. They hold me up, take me out, and keep me sane. I love them to pieces.
I'm not interested in having 1000s of friends that I never speak to, if you add me, please talk to me, I can hold a decent conversation I promise.
I hate apathy, ignorance, stupidity, and people who don't read books. I strongly believe that we have the responsibility to educate ourselves.
I'm passionate about aesthetics and the arts. Specifically, fine art and its history; literature; film; antiques; fashion; music; architecture; street art; and applied arts and interiors. My hair and makeup are the only things I am a perfectionist about.
"I'm wild again, beguiled again, a whimpering, simpering child again. Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I."
"Extenuating circumstances to be mentioned on Judgement Day: We never asked to be born in the first place."
My friends mean everything to me. These people make my world go round: Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

magic, fashion (with a small 'f'), S.N.A.F.U., fish, early US punk, artifice, perversion, subcultures, magpies, Victoriana, YBAs, vulgarity, stencil art, religious dogma, leopard print, men in makeup, mystery, tattoos, churches, trailer trash, collage, being in love, fetish clothing, painful relationships, the occult, young boys, glitter, horror, flowers, cats, Pre-Raphaelites, constellations, graffiti, the smell of old books, phantasmagoria, high heels, vulnerability, toys, decoupage, antiques, Dada, 'cheesecake' models, unicorns.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can genetically-engineer me a unicorn.

Music:

abba, alisha's attic, anthony and the johnsons, applicants, arcade fire, belle and sebastian, the buzzcocks, carina round, cat power, courtney love, the cure, cursor miner, darling violetta, david bowie, depeche mode, the distillers, dresden dolls, evan dando, faith no more, fischerspooner, gary numan, go sailor, hole, the icarus line, iggy pop, iron maiden, jack off jill, jackson browne, jim moray, john b, joy division, judas priest, junkplanet, kanye west, kid carpet, the leisure society, levi weaver, lords of acid, lou reed, lynard skynard, marilyn manson, misfits, misty roses, napoleon IIIrd, the new year, the new york dolls, nick cave, nico, nine inch nails, the open mouths, pagan wanderer lu, patrick wolf, placebo, the prodigy, the ramones, rob zombie, roxy music, rufus wainwright, smashing pumpkins, snake river conspiracy, the streets, tiger army, two lone swordsmen, the velvet underground, veruca salt, whitesnake, xiu xiu.

Movies:

i spit on your grave, velvet goldmine, true romance, fight club, buffalo 66, 28 days later, some like it hot, lost highway, wild at heart, caligula, sleepy hollow, the housesitter, sid and nancy, corpse bride, natural born killers, vital, signal, love and sex, after hours, willard, house of 1000 corpses, the devil's rejects, secretary, edward scissorhands, spun, ed wood, pulp fiction, bordello of blood, thirteen, land of the dead, walk the line, bringing out the dead, cabin fever, the nightmare before christmas, the seven year itch, susperia, bambi, blue velvet, a clockwork orange, spiral, anchorman, nosferatu, ichi the killer, lost in translation, the rocky horror show, party monster.

Television:

spaced, hollyoaks, ray mears extreme survival, the young ones, black books, shameless, anything with david attenborough.

Books:

'the bloody chamber', angela carter; 'the dice man', luke rhinehart; 'diary of an emotional idiot', maggie estep; 'drawing blood' and 'exquisite corpse', poppy z brite; 'the crow road', iain banks; 'junky', william burroughs; 'strangeland', tracey emin; 'a clockwork orange', anthony burgess; 'smoke and mirrors', and the sandman books, neil gaiman; 'the roaches have no king', daniel evan wiess; 'three men in a boat', jerome k jerome; 'choke', 'haunted' and 'invisible monsters', chuck palaniuk; 'my brother's gun', ray loriga; 'please kille me', legs mcneil and gillian mccain; 'brighton rock', 'our man in havanna', and 'the man within', grahame green; 'from a to b and back again', andy warhol; 'the glass menagerie', 'the rose tattoo', and 'a streetcar named desire', tennesse williams; and 'wuthering heights', emily bronte.
Artists david shrigley, marcel duchamp, miss van, hieronymous bosch, gilbert and george, andrew james jones, edward burne-jones, botticelli, gerald scarfe, kid acne, edward weston, tracey emin, manet, greuze, lydia lunch, paul delvaux, man ray, banksy, gustave moreau, simeon solomon, bruno tosi, pierre et giles.
Style Icons courtney love, james st james and michael alig, dita von teese, paris hilton, kat slater.
Nature cats, magpies, grass, tortoises, forget-me-nots, pigeons, blood red roses.
How would you like to die? "with the hectic, unhealthy beauty of a consumptive". i want to die of a wasting disease, looking fragile and lovely and wearing an antique lace slip, in a carved mahogany four-poster bed. i will sip rose-hip tea out of cracked, precious cups, and cough gently into a silk handkerchief.

Heroes:

bianca beauchamp, gerald scarfe, bettie page, tracey emin, blanche dubois, charles saatchi, masuimi max, david attenborough, courtney love, tallulah bankhead, and jennifer hills from 'i spit on your grave'.

My Blog

BARRY, snobs, and emerson bleedin road!

saturday night was THE BEST EVER. thank you so much to judy and rach for dragging my ass out the door and into the ill-fated taxi. i was gonna write a long blog about everything that happened, but to ...
Posted by lourdes vega on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:46:00 PST

on the telly!!!

oh yes!! ...
Posted by lourdes vega on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:15:00 PST

me in a paragraph

Advanced Global Personality Test Results ..> ..> Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% Stability |||||||||||| 50% Orderliness |||||||||||| 50% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||...
Posted by lourdes vega on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

<3 GUSTAVE

is this, or is this not, the dishiest hamster you ever did see? ...
Posted by lourdes vega on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST

a wonderful weekend!

last weekend becca, niccy, mark and judy came to stay. we went round the cathedral and talked about incest in the crypt; bought TOO many cds; ate cake and chinese and drank champagne; i got fed lethal...
Posted by lourdes vega on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:42:00 PST

domina?

in the last two days i have recieved two requests from people who want to be my 'slave'. do i look like a dominatrix to you? well, clearly i do. anybody who knows me should be well aware that this isn...
Posted by lourdes vega on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

BENICASSIM

the ultimate memories: airport traumas, noisiest girls on the plane, death by coach trip, wholesale tent moving (i felt like a centurion), good pills, HORRENDOUS pills, giant sand breasts, lilo advent...
Posted by lourdes vega on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:45:00 PST

abstract confessionism

bits and pieces of dreams come back, images of insects and car journeys. an uninispiring evening spent infront of the tv, wishing i was anywhere but here. obsession returning. picking at my nail varni...
Posted by lourdes vega on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:03:00 PST

BEST WEBSITE EVER

my friend just sent me this link on msn: http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/index.htm?childrenstv/ and our conversation since then has mostly consisted of me blurting out the names of kids tv programmes a...
Posted by lourdes vega on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST

This boy...

makes my heart beat faster...
Posted by lourdes vega on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:48:00 PST