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About Me

I am a fantastic waste of space. I read, I write, and I know pretty much everything. I'm lonely but prefer solitude, so figure that one out, bub.

I'm 26 years old (sometimes it takes me a while to remember it when asked) and I have no particular plan, or even goals. I'm okay with that. You should be too.

I struggle with the idea of the fight between pirates and ninjas. I myself am a pirate through and through, but I must admit that ninjas are pretty stealthy and badass. It is a shame not to give them credit, but still, gotta stick with my crew. Yar!

My Interests

I love mountains, particularly being atop them. I dig computers and tattoos and animals. Awkward moments are fantastic. I love interesting words and use them as pretentiously as possible. Because hey, I'm better than you.

I'd like to meet:

Eh, not so much a people person (see "solitude" comment above), so I'm typically not interested. Especially not you. Your ears are a little lopsided.

I really come out when I'm comfortable or drunk.

I'm not so great in person, but I'll fool you with my witty computer/texting/phone conversations. You'll see.

Music:

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fountain, The Science of Sleep, anything Kevin Smith, Garden State, Requiem for a Dream, Shaun of the Dead, Juno (the soundtrack is AMAZING).

Television:

Don't do much television, but when I do it's all about House, Scrubs, Weeds, and Californication.

Books:

Kundera, Kafka, Camus, Tolkien, Lewis, Freud, Jung, Shakespeare, Danielewski, Eggers, Orwell, Sedaris, Seuss.