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Durty Dub

I'd love a beer, thank you

About Me

most of it i wear on my sleeve, think jackass meets dumbass w/ hints of slurrealistic nonsense and drop dead good looks not to mention your finest dream and your wierdest nightmare press play now bitches! .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

skateboarding,calling people that live across the street from me,building stuff,your mom, your sister, destroying stuff, friends, naps, being in completely new situations(w/o my knowledge), keeping it veal!

I'd like to meet:

Mostly dead people(joey, jimi,phil hartman,jesus,johnny cash,mother nature,morallity,bozo the clown, etc..),the guy that hands out those giant checks, cops that are'nt there to arrest me,steve miller(the singer not that dude @ new world, i already know him)large breasted women w/ small nipples, metal mike(met him@ state theatre,i can die now),sly & his family, small breasted women w/ huge areolas,George W.(got my reasons),cool bands, sir isaac newton and leftover groupies.

Music:

NOMEANSNO, Alice Donut,DEVO, Bloodhound Gang, obvious oldskool skatepunk, mostly my buds bands The Dumbwaiters, Crash Mitchell, Flat Stanley, The Independents,Unreqited Loves,Handshake Squad, The Dukes, Tim Version, Faces and a bunch of stuff every1 else hates

Movies:

London there's a curious lump on my sack,Urgh a Music War, Baxter, Dr. Strangelove, most Fellini(the dudes nuts), Cinema Paridiso,Bottle Rocket,Anything Ed Burns(writer/director great, acting is the same in all) exception being Ashe Wednesday , Charlize Theron naked scenes + her excellent acting skills in Monster, Apocolypse Now,Buffallo 66, Highway 66, ALL John Waters, Fear of a Black Hat,Manic,Foxes, The Royal Tennenbauhms,Havoc Trans (Florida Indy that rocks), Larry Clarks stuff even though pretty sure he's some sort of perv plus a billion and 2 docu's and porn Now working on Don McKellers stuff, Roadkill & Last Night pretty awesome awesome so far, I think I'll just stick to his writer/director creds cuz not too into Degrassi: the early years

Television:

METALACAPLYSE, Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law, THE VENTURE BROTHERS, Family Guy ,Chappelle Show, Mr. Show w/ Bob & Dave, Space Ghost, Strangers w/ Candy, Home Movies, Always Sunny in Philly,random crap

Books:

Spanglish/Ebonics Dictionary, anything by crazed drunks/rivetors/drug addicts/manic depressives & random short stories that pack a big punch

Heroes:

Heroes and that guy that did that thing that one time that I thought was super cool