Mission Statement: Be a man. Grow a beard.
We are a pressure group soley devoted to the appreciation of man's greatest gift... The Beard. Join us. Grow a beard. We're not talking styled George Michael/Bepe De Marco beards, we're talking proper fucking beards where you have a beard because you simply can't be arsed to shave. Unkempt if you will.
We believe that some men grow a beard because they have the good grace to get sick of their own faces in the mirror. We applaud this. Plus it feels nice on our thighs...
Ultimately, what we aim to achieve is a world where a woman can walk out of her front door in the morning and be greeted by a sea of bearded faces. The benefits are endless; added warmth in the winter, less environmental waste in bic razors, more sex thus happier people, more procreation etc...
We will be displaying 'Beard of the Week' on our page caught on camera by the women of W.F.B and as sent in by men who have beards. Don't be shy. The world needs your beard.
"Beards are brilliant. Not only do you get to keep warm and get more chicks, but you save lots of money on razor blades (which lets be honest are massively overpriced). If it wasn't for my beard I wouldn't be where I am today (sat at a computer e-mailing you)." Robbie Knox - TV Personality
"As the bible tells us, God created the world in five days. On the sixth day he created Women for Beards. And on the seventh day he rested, for he saw that they were good." Justin Lee Collins - TV & radio personality
Founding Members: Kerry and Miss Rebecca Knight
President: Kerry (Tits McGee)
Vice President: Miss Rebecca Knight
Business Advisor: John Amino
Treasurer: Charlie (Amsterdamn! Charlie)
Lead Researcher & Librarian: Ruth
Events Organiser: Jodie (Mooch)
Artistic Director: Ben
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Press Officer: Simon McRobinson
Psychologist: Eve Turner
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Many thanks to myspace.com/elgodmachine for creating this banner for us (image designed by Ben Wayman)...Feel free to put it on your page and help us spread the word!
