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Linus

I am here for Friends

About Me

How fun am I? It hasn't been properly measured yet, but it's a lot. When there's a scale to measure it, perhaps then we'll know. But it's doubtful, because I'm too fun to wait around to have my 'fun' quotient measured. There. Now you know all about me.

My Interests

time, taking things apart, hiding and jumping out and scaring people, water balloons, syntax and grammar, sex, running, swimming, pickles, spam (the fake meat, not the junk mail, though I am intrigued by the idea of MAKIGN HER WATN IT ALL NITE LONG!) ducks, carbon, chapstick, mud, South Africa, clay, cherries, Nell Carter, cadmium yellow, rock quarries, lobsters, the moon

I'd like to meet:

People who know that 'conversate' is not a word. AIM: LINUSMILE. Feel free to drop me a line. We'll ... conversate.

Music:

The Ontarios, Black Forest, Niobe and the Bricklayers, Calypso Dan, Lovey Kitty and the Fuckups, Joan Baez

Movies:

Underwire, Flamingo Suicide, Living in the Sun, Manos: The Hands of Fate, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Books:

Under Me Over You, Life and Death and Underwear, Sheila: Adventures of a Middle-Aged Pussy-Whip, The Hell Out of Dodge.

Heroes:

Della Reese

My Blog

Pussy in a bottle

Bonsai Kitties! They're ever so much fun! I don't know about New Zealand and Indonesia and all those other places, but they really ARE the latest trend here in NY. Why, everyone who's anyone has at le...
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Birthday

Tomorrow is my birthday. Having your birthday on January 1 is really kind of a wash. It's completely eclipsed by the whole 'New Year' thing, plus most everyone is too hungover to remember it anyway. S...
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SEX.

Tender, sweet, dewy frolic? Or loud, bedshaking, stomach-muscle aching, sweat soaked, orgasmerrific pleasure dome?
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Arm-around-each-other couples.

Ok, I can understand wanting to be close to your significant other. But what the hell is up with these couples that INSIST on walking down the streeet with their arms around each other? This has alway...
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bisexuality.

It just is what it is folks. Live and love and stop worrying so much.
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saturday afternoon in the apartment for which I pay too much...

What's up with Saturday afternoon? Come to think of it, what's the whole deal with Saturday? Where does all the pressure come from? YOU MUST BE SOCIAL! YOU MUST FRATERNIZE WITH LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS...
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Journal, hmmm...

So if I write here will anyone actually read it? Or am I just doing this to further inflate my already inflated ego? Only time will tell...
Posted by Linus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST