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Eloy

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Who the Hell is Eloy?

Eloy Corral II is the creator of The Eloy Experience (MySpace.com) and writes a satirical advice column entitled Eloy the Answer Boy (RafterJumpOn.com). To support his writing addiction, he prostitutes himself as a bookseller and currently lives in the Dallas area with his two roommates: Jasmine Sadry (Live 105.3 FREE FM's The Jagger Show and The Plastic Surgery Today Show with Dr. Schwartz) and Dustin Sautter ( Fat Girls , Dust to Dust ).Who Does Eloy Wanna Meet?
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My Blog

03/12 - New profile song, courtesy another Eloy

So check it- I posted a new song on my profile.The song is performed by a musical artist from Puerto Rico named Eloy-- and much to my cheesy delight-- the song pays vocal homage to the name Eloy....
Posted by Eloy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:03:00 PST

02/26 - Show opens next week! FREE ADMISSION

So check it- I will be performing in a stage play next week, and everyone's welcome to see it. The show's called A Lie of the Mind... and just to warn all of you, the story is load...
Posted by Eloy on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:35:00 PST

12/08 - Check out the new and fabulous makeover!

So check it- 1. The official website for Limp Wrist Magazine was recently given a glam makeover. The site has a new look. 2. Our inaugural online issue is currently scheduled for F...
Posted by Eloy on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST

11/26 - Why do gay men have limp wrists?

LIMP WRIST is a new online magazine that will have its inaugural issue this year. Currently, we at LIMP WRIST are working hard to obtain top-notch work for the first issue. LW is looking to publish po...
Posted by Eloy on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:02:00 PST

11/11 - My thoughts on fisting, procrastination, Britney Spears, and kegels in church...

Is it okay to be lazy?Will a woman go to hell for doing kegels in church?Should one wear a watch when fisting someone?Does someone want me dead?Have I finally lost my mind?Check out my latest round of...
Posted by Eloy on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:49:00 PST

11/3 - Fat Girls opened last night

Hello all you gypsies, tramps, and thieves- I have some news about the FAT GIRLS movie. As most of you know by now, my roommate Dustin has a featured role in the film, and he's very excited about this...
Posted by Eloy on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

8/25 - Fat Girls Movie Update

So check it- It appears that my roommate Dustin will finally be making his big screen debut this year! Earlier today, I was reading through the "Fall Movie Preview" issue of Entertainment We...
Posted by Eloy on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:49:00 PST

8/24 - The Answer Boy strikes twice in one week!

It appears that a few people did not waste much time in submitting a new round of stupid questions, therefore I decided to avoid the usual weeklong procrastination and post my "sage adv...
Posted by Eloy on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

8/23 - Seeking to review music, comedy, and books!

LIMP WRIST is a new online magazine that will have its inaugural issue this year. Currently, we at LIMP WRIST are working hard to obtain top-notch work for the first issue. LW is looking to publ...
Posted by Eloy on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

8/21 - Eloy the Answer Boy strikes again!

Once again, people have their submitted stupid questions... And I have answered them with the utmost sincerity... (Well, maybe "sincerity" is the wrong word in this case...) Check it out! GO...
Posted by Eloy on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST