Hello everybody (overbody?)!
A long time ago this was all fields. And then, cometh the man. Striding purposefully across these fields, with a stern look of steely determination,and clasped in his mighty hand there was a ham sandwich. He headed straight for the mysterious Shoppe au Drummes, whereupon he said:
'Gimme all your drums and shit!'The shopkeeper replied:'Why do you want our shit?'
The gentleman replied:'It's slang for stuff, bozo! Hand it over!'
The following reply was forthcoming from the shopkeeper:
'No. Not until you pony up the dough, buster!'
And there was much shouting and bartering, and promises of mashed potato from both parties. The pleas of fellatio from the shopkeeper fell on deaf ears, however.Eventually, the Man of Legend strode forth from the shop, and lo almost bumped into a vagrant, who stole from him some of his hard earned shit (stuff)etc.That vagrant was the above-named Flave! And now he has landed on MySpace to regale you all with tales of drunkenness, drummyness and watching many many films in near-darkness. Watch, listen, and prepare to be amazed...and probably disstressed..dare you proceed????BOLLOX OR WHAT!!!! IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR YOUR SAD AND DESPERATE GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE REAL FRIENDS!!!!.. target="" class="navbar"Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
