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A Noble Gentleman!

Captain of your Dream Boat!

About Me

Hello, My name is Daniel J. Noble and I practically ooze charisma out of every orifice of my body (If you don't believe me, check my underpants). My single flaw is that I am pale, some would say pasty, but I prefer the term ALABASTER (Ever tried making love to a snowman? Cause I got a blizzard in my pants!) You can hear me every Friday morning from 9-11 am on CHRW 94.9 radio. I have been told that some women climax from the mere sound of my voice, which makes talking to my Grandma on the phone a real chore. I am descended from a long line of Honky's, in fact my family crest consists only of a piece of white bread smothered in mayonaise. As you can see, If I were any mineral i would be Agate, because Agate a lot going for me. To quote Darryl Hall and John Oates, Put my kiss on your list, for the best things in life. ..

My Interests

Phoning lonely housewives and pretending I'm Patrick Swayze.

I'd like to meet:

Montel Williams, so I can finally find out the identity of my baby's daddy.

Music:

Hamilton Bohannon, Nino Tempo and April Stevens, Perry Como, Frankie Laine, Something with a toe-tapping beat, These kids today with their hipping and hopping in baggy trousers, as everyone's pal Archie would say PFFFT! My hip side also likes Barry Ryan, Harper's Bizarre, The Monkees, Harry Nilsson, CCS, Alan Price, Biff Rose, The Cowsills, The Idle Race, Yellow Balloon, The Four Seasons, Free Design, Andy Williams (His Electroclash phase), The Moog Cookbook, Gene Pitney, Claudine Longet, Grapefruit, Arthur Lyman, Lee Hazlewood, The Collins Kids, ELO, Paul Williams, Ernie Maresca, Joe Dassin, Roger Miller, Scott Walker, Honeybus, Basia Bulat, Deaf School, and the warm harmony of a passing blue bird in mid-flight. Rest assured, If you play me anything EMO, I will still cry, kiss another man, take B&W digital photos of the proceedings, and post them on my blog the next day, and then top it off with an afternoon of buying studded belts and tight indie band t-shirts.

Movies:

Anything with Dame Judi Dench or a talking horse.

Television:

I like to watch Spanish soap operas with the sound off, and pretend my name is Hector, Larry King at 12am, Green Acres (Come to me EVA), Taxi, Cheers, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Miami Vice (Before Tubbs grew a beard), V the Miniseries, E! True Hollywood Story, Food Network Top 5 Lists, Dean Martin Infomercials (Who wouldn't pay 29.95 for a salute to Buddy Hackett?), Undeclared, CTS Late Night Christian Call in Shows, Antiques Road Show (Also known as a Rolling Stones Concert, BADDA-BING!). POPULAR (The more I watch it, the more I start to believe that I will suddenly experience my period, and start crying during Titanic.)

Books:

What's Happening to My Body: A Growing Up Book for Boys.

Heroes:

Deputy Barney Fife, Kitty Cats and the delightful little old British lady who invented smiles.

My Blog

Why we loved Anna Nicole Smith!

Anna Nicole Smith was kind of like a really old jar of mayonnaise. At first everyone loved the mayonnaise, because it was brand new, zesty, and delicious, but eventually like all great things this amp...
Posted by A Noble Gentleman! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST