Phoning lonely housewives and pretending I'm Patrick Swayze.
Montel Williams, so I can finally find out the identity of my baby's daddy.
Hamilton Bohannon, Nino Tempo and April Stevens, Perry Como, Frankie Laine, Something with a toe-tapping beat, These kids today with their hipping and hopping in baggy trousers, as everyone's pal Archie would say PFFFT! My hip side also likes Barry Ryan, Harper's Bizarre, The Monkees, Harry Nilsson, CCS, Alan Price, Biff Rose, The Cowsills, The Idle Race, Yellow Balloon, The Four Seasons, Free Design, Andy Williams (His Electroclash phase), The Moog Cookbook, Gene Pitney, Claudine Longet, Grapefruit, Arthur Lyman, Lee Hazlewood, The Collins Kids, ELO, Paul Williams, Ernie Maresca, Joe Dassin, Roger Miller, Scott Walker, Honeybus, Basia Bulat, Deaf School, and the warm harmony of a passing blue bird in mid-flight. Rest assured, If you play me anything EMO, I will still cry, kiss another man, take B&W digital photos of the proceedings, and post them on my blog the next day, and then top it off with an afternoon of buying studded belts and tight indie band t-shirts.
Anything with Dame Judi Dench or a talking horse.
I like to watch Spanish soap operas with the sound off, and pretend my name is Hector, Larry King at 12am, Green Acres (Come to me EVA), Taxi, Cheers, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Miami Vice (Before Tubbs grew a beard), V the Miniseries, E! True Hollywood Story, Food Network Top 5 Lists, Dean Martin Infomercials (Who wouldn't pay 29.95 for a salute to Buddy Hackett?), Undeclared, CTS Late Night Christian Call in Shows, Antiques Road Show (Also known as a Rolling Stones Concert, BADDA-BING!). POPULAR (The more I watch it, the more I start to believe that I will suddenly experience my period, and start crying during Titanic.)
What's Happening to My Body: A Growing Up Book for Boys.
Deputy Barney Fife, Kitty Cats and the delightful little old British lady who invented smiles.