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Miskatonic Mike

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About Me

My name is Mike, but my friends call me Mikey. I can easily lie right here and tell you I'm rich, good looking, and own several properties in and outside of the country....but I won't. I don't own any properties outside the country. I live in Arizona, but I was born and bred in Chicago. Well, that's what everyone says when they live anywhere near the city. I actually grew up in the northwest suburbs. I was a terrible student, but excelled in the arts. I could lie again here and say that "the arts" implies a black magic wiccan voodoo necromancy thing, but I won't. I mean specifically acting and improvisation. I still attempt to continue in theater however, my job keeps me pretty busy. I enjoy making people laugh and I still believe in chivalry, as dead as it may be.Let's see....I've been on television, mentioned in a couple books, been in the newspaper a number of times, been on the radio, been on stage, been a knight (at Medieval Times), researched paranormal activity with a team of psychologists from the University of Illinois, appeared in an independent documentary on paranormal research, and met Jay Lenno. That's more stuff than anyone from my graduating class has done! Take that mister guidance counselor!So there you have it. A small blurb about me. Any questions?
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You are MIGHTY CTHULHU, the Great Old One, one of the creatures who arrived on Earth before even the dinosaurs and now lies imprisoned in his ancient temple of R'yleh deep under the Pacific Ocean. A complex chain of international cults funded through corporate dealings and otherworldly influences work towards raising the giant Cthulhu from his watery prison, as Cthulhu himself waits upon the day he can walk the Earth once more.
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My Interests

Hiking, Backpacking, Camping, Medieval History, ghosts and hauntings (Paranormal Research), Karma-Sutra, developing my super powers, cashing big checks, Being redundantly repetitive, Finding humor in the worst possible conditions, etc.

I'd like to meet:

The publishers clearing house guy with that Jolly Green Giant size cardboard check payable to me. With balloons, yeah balloons would be cool too! Not those mylar ones though, they make you look all M.C. Escher when you look at yourself in them. That reminds me of Salvador Dali as well, he must of been an odd chap. Seeing stuff all melty and such. He'd make that big check all rubbery, and the last thing I want from the publishers clearing house guy is a rubber check. What would happen if M.C. Escher and Salvador Dali got into a fight? That's and odd thought, but it makes ya think, huh? M.C. could walk up walls and on the underside of staircases and make Dali feel like he's on the ceiling, thus disorienting him. However, Dali could then simply get all melty and flow down the walls to his proper footing. That would make him hard to hit wouldn't it? He'd be like Mr. Fantastic from the Fantastic 4! Then Escher could go all "fish eye" on him and turn everything black and white with a spherical effect..........ok, I don't know what that would accomplish, but it sounds pretty cool! Anyway, as long as those two don't show up when I'm getting my check, that would be fine. Oh! and Confetti, they throw confetti too don't they? When they give you the check that is. That's festive! UG! Rip Taylor just came to mind. He'd better keep his paper tearing hands off my big ass check! I'll slap him upside the head with Dali's gooey pocket watch!*Ahem!*So....yeah....the publishers clearing house guy......with my oversized check.....that's not rubber.

Music:

U2, The Killers, Social Distortion, Flogging Molly, All American Rejects, Ok Go, Simple Plan, AC/DC, 80's stuff, Pakastani sitar music, Aborigines tribal horns, and Marcel Marceu's greatest hits (I have volume one AND two!).

Movies:

Anything Monty Python, horror, comedy and sci-fi. I like em all, I'm easy that way.

Television:

Yes, I own one or two of those. I even have a dish thingy that they are attached to.

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, August Derleth, William Gibson, The Necronomicon, Anthing locked up at the restricted reading area in the Orne Library.

Heroes:

I'm gonna have to go with the publishers clearing house guy again here......I'm still waiting......He'll be here....yeah, anytime now.