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Rob

HELL-o Horray Let the Show Begin

About Me

FuckingMuckRaker / Im a HipsterDoofus with a taste for the Bizzare / No shortage of opinions / Fun-loving and Ready to RAWK! Doc

My Interests

Music / Comedy / ART / Bud / Reading / Grrrrlls / un-attended railway stations / writing / SpontaniousGet-To-Gethers / Internet / Alice Cooper / Autographs / BouncingBreasts /Photography / SpaceTruckin / Billiards*Pool / CHROME / Abnormal Phychology / HUMMUS(yum) / Darts / GothBack Riding / HotWaxJax / CatJUggling / Stimulating Conversation / lightning / The PUBLIC castrating of President BUSH = so his genes cant be passed on to future generations

I'd like to meet:

MISTY MUNDAE / Kiera Knightley / Jimmy(SUPERFLY)Snuka / Bill Murray / Ryan Roxie / Marilyn Manson / Kelly Clarkson / Cheech / The Future Mrs. Robert Futach(see Kiera Knightley lol) / Young People With Faces . . . And of course ~ ~ YOU ! ! !

Music:

ALICE COOPER / Young People With Faces / Black Sabbath / Gene Vincent + the Blue Caps / ENO / The Beatles / Kelly Clarkson(Yeah!! So What) / The Stooges / Bob Seger / The Ramones / Destroy All Monsters / TurboNegro / The Cramps / John Sinclair / The Cardigans / Roxy Music / Roxie77 / SurfMusic / Marcy Levy Band / Johnny Thunders / NYDolls / White Stripes / ALICE COOPER / Marilyn Manson / The Dead Boys / Motorhead / Johnny Winter / Long John Baldry / The Ventures / Nikki Corvette / White Zombie / IGGY / SID / Early Aerosmith / The Tubes / The Dickies / Led Zeppelin / Zappa / ALICE COOPER / Humble Pie / The Runaways / Johnny Cash / L7 / Aggravated Assault / Blind Melon / Gene Pitney / Dr. Hook / Faith No More / Mamas + the Papas / Neil Young / The Plasmatics / Smashing Pumpkins Shall I Go On ???

Movies:

The Big Lebowski / Its A Mad Mad Mad Mad World / Where the Buffalo Roam / Uncle Buck / The Rivers Edge / Napolian Dynomite / Any Cheech + Chong / MonsterDog / CaddyShack / MeatBalls / TrainSpotting / BeetleJuice / Raising Arizona / Papillion / Mr. Smith Goes to Washington / The World According to Garp / From Justin To Kelly / Mrs. Doubtfire / Animal House / Texas Chainsaw Massacre(Original) / Last House on the Left / SlapShot / Guilty as Sin / Decline of the Western Civilization(s)/ Pulp Fiction / Creature From the Black Lagoon / Neighbors / A Perfect World / DOMINO / ClockWorkOrange / SpiderBabe / A Big Hand for the Little Lady / Who's Minding the Mint? / Falling Down / BHind the Green Door / SHOPGIRL / Tombstone / PHYCHOMANIA / My Side of the Mountain / ROADIE / Diary of a MAD Housewife / Naked Under Leather / beach^blaket*bingo(all da 1s with VonZephyr+Rickles / The Professional

Television:

M*A*S*H(Pre-Politically Correct) / Seinfeld / Columbo / Johnny Carson(R.I.P.) / The Simpsons / Survivor / Andy Griffith / Law + Orders / Court TV / COPS / The Apprentice / Cold Case Files / Comedy Specials / My Name Is Earl / The Office / Rockford Files / porn /Big Brother / Ntv(NOT!!!!) / Leave It To Beaver(The larry Mondello Years) / Masters of Horror / Hell's Kitchen / Weeds / Felix The Cat + VvaaaaVvooom !!!

Books:

Fear + Loathing in Las Vegas(All Hunter Thompson) / Papillion / On The Road / Sybil / A Seperate Reality / Long Hard Road out of HELL / George Carlins Braindroppings / The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. / T.S. Elliot / How To Win Friends + Influence ppl Thru / Me, Alice / AClockworkOrange

Heroes:

My DAD( R . I . P . ) / ED "BIG DADDY" ROTH / Hunter S. Thompson / Alice Cooper / Lester Bangs / Any1 that does GOODthings for ppl / The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers / UncleFrank

My Blog

Bombs Rattle Windows But Not V.P.

  It seems the Iraqee's are REALLY catching on to THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE = Their newly appointed Parliment have decided to take a 2Month Summer Vacation. (Where do you vacation there ?? Why, Th...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

DICK cheney

In an apparent attempt to "BOND" with the young people with faces he has sent to be killed ~ OUR vice-president had an attempt(DANG!! they missed) on his life last week. When reached for comment Al-Qa...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

U TELL ME

If yur a guy + you recieve a blow-job that lasts an hour = Is a good1 or Is it a bad1 ???
Posted by Rob on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

Sounds Like Todays World

August 9, 1959Cuddebackvile, N.Y.Dear Sir,   Having been a sportswriter, editor, and reporter - in that order - I have given up on American Journalism. The decline of the American Press has ...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST