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About Me

This is why I'm hot... Im updating this thing according to the colors it turns... hehe, I have no idea why this is funny to me.
.. Yeah so I guess about me... I have the attention span of a gnat(no, really ask anyone that knows me well) What else? Um... I'm pretty happy go lucky. I don't really care about what people think. I like to smile I like to laugh, I'm all about avoiding drama. I'm one of those random people that weird things happen to all the time. I lived under a palm tree in prague, I think that says enough. I love food, but I can't really cook too well, I eat like a horse though. I drink like a fish, I love to go out, I love to be with my friends. I hate TV, well except for cartoons. Yay! I avoid drama at all costs and I've now taken to saying bum bum bum before everything for dramatic effect(ironically enough). My theme song, or what I want it to be, is the space odyssey theme song. I mean really, how cool would it be to have that playing everytime you walked into a room? I have now taken to, while at work distorting nursery rhymes into more cracked out versions of themselves. I will do just about anything to keep myself entertained, which, while i am at work means i talk in different accents, sing the sponge bob theme song, and try and scare my coworkers by hiding behind cubicles. What else? i love animals and there are days when i would be more than happy to live in a log cabin by myself with a couple of animals and just be able to chill. And randomly enough I so want to live in a treehouse. Oh yeah, my favorite thing in the world is pick up lines.(See below) and my favorite question of the moment is what is your favorite animal-a giraffe or a rhinocerous, and why? It says a lot you'd be surprised. Oh and some good lines to say in the middle of a conversation if bored: I love welding, I have to shave my back hair(not original someone else said it I swear) whats the difference between turtles and tortoises? There are some others send a message if you'd like to hear some.
Best pick up lines ever:
"Excuse me, but why is your moose drinking my cheese?"
" I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now."
Excuse me, could I push your stool in?
"Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three?"
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"
(go up to a table and whip it out and say) Charlie!! Anyone you recognize?
Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
I've got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That's right, I'm a clown.
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
"Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?"
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
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My Interests

i like having fun, partying like a rockstar, being weird and playing pranks on people, and laughing alot. Hehe and bein akward... not on purpose...

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't all about the silly drama... jimmy pop, the dude (or chick)who invented pop rocks,a couple of characters from movies and books that don't really exist and mainly a whole bunch of dead people that I don't even feel like listing right now

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Music:

i like way too much music to mention it all, but well start with the people i have on playlists... manu chao, the cranberries, the cardigans, mazzy star, modest mouse, aesop rock, dilated peoples, jurassic 5, belle and sebastian, the postal service, hooverphonic, the pixies, the church, tears for fears, the psychedelic furs, blondie, old fugees, biggie, mos def, olive, robert miles, aphrodite, odi, old metallica, nirvana, capital J, neophyte, cibo matto, cake, weezer, old hole before the nose job, rod stewart, death cab for cutie, everclear, pretty much anything 80's, everything but the girl, the dandy warhols, space monkeys, dido, portishead, rusted root, blackalicious, edie brickell and the new bohemians, cat power, rilo kiley, exposions in the sky, the killers, jose gonzalez, m.ward, and the list can go on forever...Basically i listen to everything

Movies:

donnie darko, spun, requiem for a dream even though it makes me shake, ice age, just married, the sandlot, stand by me, lost boys, sixteen candles, the breakfast club, the goonies, human traffic, emporers new groove, aladdin, legend, the labyrinth, finding nemo, crazy beautiful, the saint at fort washington, the hurricane, clerks, mallrats, the last unicorn(even though it's scary), girl interrupted, supertroopers, nowhere, the secret lives of altar boys, the big lebowski, out cold, fern gully, shrek, all the harry potter movies, full metal jacket, anything with audrey hepburn in it, welcome to the dollhouse, empire records, detroit rock city... ok i think this is more than good enough.
and my all time favorite movie....

Television:

cartoons, and more cartoons... samurai jack, adult swim, the fairly odd parents, hey arnold, ducktales, angry beavers, harvey birdman, family guy, the simpsons... cartoons are the best thing ever... oh yes, and who can forget sifl and olly, and married with children? Okay, I am updating... Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Anything on the food network channel(cept for sandra lee, she scares me)... yeah okay, i've run out of steam, keep reading....
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Books:

the stranger, grendel, the hobbit, all the harry potter books, any book by marion keyes, the dictionary(literally), ecstacy, the little prince, midnights children, the sex lives of cannibals, lamb(thank you greg!), me talk pretty one day, running with scissors, and last but certainly not least is bloom county, the comic strip... can't go wrong with opus the penguin and 80's political satire... it comes highly recommended. Berkeley breathed is amazing. I can't really think of anymore... i would to sound like a genius right now, and i like a lot of books, but I'm drawing a blank.

Heroes:

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." the little prince(and my fam of course!!! luv em they're the best!)