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I Went to Coney Island

I Think I Gotta Throw Up!!

About Me

FUCK SIX FLAGS

My Interests

I like to correct people's grammer [sic], even if I do not know the proper rule of grammer [sic] that applies. I also like to explore the space, quote movies, create and perpetuate inside jokes and look things up on Google and the Wikipedia. So basically, I'm a huge nerd.

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented the Cyclone. And Clifford Brighton.

Music:

BAYSIDE, ENDWELL, THE SLEEPING, NIGHTBEAST, A LATE DESIGN, LAKOTA, BOMBERS, NOVEMBER KILLS

Movies:

Super Troopers, The Warriors, Nico Icon, Boondock Saints, Old School, Glengarry Glen Ross, all Wes Anderson movies, Wet Hot American Summer, Animal House, and a whole bunch of others.

Television:

I liked Family Guy until that South Park episode ruined it for me. The Office, Saturday Night Live, Kids in the Hall, The Dean Martin Variety Show, The State, The Sopranos, South Park and The Simpsons. But seriously, I don't really watch TV.

Books:

I don't read on my own free will.

Heroes:

This homeless guy who asked me for a hundred dollars. When I told him "no," he told me "Look man, I got more game than Milton Bradley, but all I want right now is something to eat."

My Blog

More shit I’ve learned

So the updated whenever I feel like it method didn't work either.  So now I will just post a new blog whenever I get around to it.  Enjoy!   1/31/08   -     Whe...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

More things I've learned-- updated whenever I feel like it!

So a while ago I had a list of things that I learned on a daily basis that I updated daily.  I had a lot of fun posting all of these random items until, one day, Myspace inexplicably deleted a we...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

All these things I've learned-- updated daily!!

So about a week ago I posted a bulletin listing the things I'd learned over the course of a few days.  To my amazement, I continued to learn an interesting bit of information every day since then...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:05:00 PST

Venting

So I've been living in Stockton for a little over a month now, and I've decided that I need to get some things off my chest.  These are based on things I've either observed or actually been ...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

Bar preparation

So I took my last law school final on Saturday, 5/6, and I officially graduated from law school on Saturday, 5/13.  In between those two days, I drank and engaged in more "extra-curricular activi...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:33:00 PST

re: My Niece

So my sister just gave birth to my niece.  Her name is Caitlin Elizabeth Corn.  She was born 8 weeks early, so she is 3 lbs. 2 oz. and is suffering from a couple of complications.  Alth...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:50:00 PST

re: I now know what hell feels like/why Amtrak needs to contract a bad case of herpes and die

So I went down to Spartenburg, South Carolina for Christmas this year to spend some time with my sister's family.  That was nice.  What wasn't nice was my trip back to NY, courtesy of Amtrak...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:32:00 PST

My Dad

So I was sitting in a buddy's bedroom a few days ago, having an iPod party, when I noticed a picture of my friend's stepdad.  He was an awesome guy who, unfortunately, died a few years back ...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 04:45:00 PST

Have you noticed some changes on my profile?

Someone recently passed this along to me.  It is from "Anonymous Lawyer."  After reading it, I thought it was time to make some hard decisions about my MySpace profile-- "Ever since I starte...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:50:00 PST

Kazakhs don't see funny side of Borat

By Ian Griggs, Metro Edited by me David Brent could only manage a town.  Alan Partridge insulted a city.  Borat Sagdiyev has gone one better and offended a whole nation. Kazakhstan TV reporter Bor...
Posted by I Went to Coney Island on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:42:00 PST