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1.900.GOFUCKURSELF

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About Me

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My Interests

Beer and loose-women, cannot forgot about that getting an education thing.

I'd like to meet:

It was Santa, but the one at the mall didn't like it when I threw the rest of my burrito at him, and screamed that he was a fucking fraud. The Easter Bunny can still bite a dick... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Metallica and Slipknot
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael
Birthday: October 1st
Birthplace: 412.
Current Location: 412.
Eye Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Biatch!
Your Heritage: German/ Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: 360s
Your Weakness: Broccolli
Your Fears: The crazy old guy that walks down my street at night carrying a shovel. And, aids yeah...aids.
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fucking a USC (U of So Cal) cheerleader... who'm kidding i'd settle for any USC cheerleader
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: no
Thoughts First Waking Up: MOTHERFUUCKKKERRR!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My killer fo hawk
Your Bedtime: Depends on the BAC
Your Most Missed Memory: PM kindergarten was pretty fucking sweet.
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Qdoba
Single or Group Dates: Hooking up
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Raspberry Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl Yo
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Only when I'm sleeping
Do you Sing: nope
Do you Shower Daily: I take bubble baths daily
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: More like do I want to graduate college??? yes someday.
Do you want to get Married: Better be fucking rich and reeeeaaaalllllyy hot.
Do you belive in yourself: Only when I'm not playing hop scoth. I just get so nervous.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Stupid question
Are you a Health Freak: I like the gym...a looot.
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck yeah
Do you play an Instrument: A mean tuba
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a couple
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: shoof!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: William Wallace style.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light...but it doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: dark...but it doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: untall
Weight: unfat
Best Clothing Style: unblack
Number of Drugs I have taken: only my gummy flintstone vitamins
Number of CDs I own: i steal my music from the internet
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. hind sight is always 20-20.

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Movies:

Lasie.

Television:

History Channel BITCHES!!!

Books:

Where the Red Fern Grows, The Goosebumps Collection, Dante's Inferno, and As I Lay Dying.

Heroes:

Donald Duck...McGuyver is pretty fucking cool too.