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Will McFilth

Corrected through a synthetic method. - William Smallwood IV

About Me

Hello my name is Will and I'm an alcoholic. Back in my high school days i was usually just gettin high or trippin balls, i really wasn't much of a drinker. I guess it all started around my first year of college when they stuck me in a dorm where the first floor was only populated by people over 21. I started to get high less and drunk more and more. Now at the end of my first year i went from a 3.1 gpa to a 1.0. Awsome. With this I had to move back home and start community college. A few months into this living hell and I got a job at a pet store and moved in with my friend chris at his townhouse. Now working at a pet store you need to be one of two things, very patient, or ripped out of your mind constantly. I of coarse chose the vodka and fruit punch method to selling pets. By now I was a raging alcoholic. I started school in New York a few years later where I was managing a twelve pack or half of a big ass bottle of vodka pretty much every day. I can't remember the last sober day I had, and for more than one reason, and.. what, PTA meeting, this isn't AA. Where the hell am I anyway, really, wow thats like three towns over from where i should be. Well thanks for listening and maybe this story will help you keep an eye on your little brats so they won't turn out to be like me. If anyones lookin for a bag of rocks or some herron I'll be in the parking lot for the next twenty minutes. Peace. Todays story was brought to you by extensive medicine research and the letters 6,6, and 6.

My Interests

Chemistry,Collecting records,Knife throwing, Sudoku

I'd like to meet:

This dude.beer bong
Snap into a Slim Jim!

Music:

the queers, leftover crack, nofx, the degenerics, ann beretta, falling sickness, against all authority, heckle, the goons, my own religion, minor threat, bad religion, jedi mind tricks, The RZA, non phixion, operation ivy, where fear and weapons meet, capdown, world/inferno friendship society, the filaments, quincy punx, dillinger four, tom waits, choking victim, morning glory, slapstick, buried alive, dead kennedys, billy club, gravediggaz, sixgun radio, toxic narcodic, avail, us bombs, (old)anti flag, workin stiffs, the boils, ralph stanley, tunnel rats, allergic to whores,american steel, blanks 77, (old)voodoo glow skulls, wu tang clan, tool, screeching weasel, f-minus, gwar,nightrage, death before dishonor, suicide bid, filth, the foamers, stockyard stoics,american nightmare, alice in chains, pantera,beans, (old) link 80, chris thomas king, (old)dropkick murphys, the criminals,the frisk,anything my friend chris lovelace does(band:the bends(RIP), and solo songs; favorite: anti-roth), propaganghi, primus, the suspects(DC), organic thoughts, immortal technique, king prawn, canibus, mr liff,infinite justice, the dumpers, the dirtbags, sabac red, gortex, gza, skoidats, malfaction, Kamikaze, the flatliners, skarp, qwazaar, mischief brew, mouth sewn shut,bill monroe, flatt and scruggs, seneca rocks, osborne brothers, red and murphy Henery,casey and chris and the two-stringers, outerspace, bridge to solace, agent 99, warlocks, lord 360, qwel, blacklisted, Power Corrupts, Jaya the Cat, Dalek, King Blues

Movies:

Fear and loathing in las vegas, PI, Love and a .45, Spriggan, Vampire Hunter D, Good Will Hunting, natural born killers, jacobs Ladder, One Flew over the cuckos nest, fight club, dead man, ghost dog, mystery train, house of 1000 corpses, shawshank redemption, boondock saints, ninja scroll, blood the last vampire, ghost in the shell, american history x, old school, in the mouth of madness, hang 'em high, big trouble in little china, first matrix, metropolis, comming to america, the shining, red dragom, triplets of belleville, death to smoochy,pirates of the caribbean, mallrats, clerks, bowling for columbine, samurai x, lock stock and two smoking barrels, john carpenter's vampires, snatch, lord of the rings, office space, the dark crystal, dead alive, mars attacks, the labyrinth, trainspotting, adaptation, being john malkovich, pulp fiction, edward scissorhands, the thing, escape from la, escape from new york, big fish, sleepy hollow, saw, romper stomper, predator 1&2, evil dead 1&2, raising arizona, army of darkness, clamp:X(anime), from dusk till dawn, puppet master 1-3, oh brother where art thou, big lebowski, crouching tiger hidden dragon, drunken master, ledgend of the drunken master,Cemetery.Man, resevior dogs, rushmore, ghostbusters, run lola run, kill bill, ledgend, coffee and cigarettes, hero, millers crossing, layer cake, broken roses, taxi driver, drugstore cowboy,dead leaves, snakes on a plane, borat, the descent, jackass 2, silent hill, little miss sunshine, Pans Labyrinth, city of lost children, Balls of fury, simpsons movie

Television:

Aqua teen hunger force, simpsons, family guy, the office, prison break, law and order, berserk, helsing, 24, weeds, venture bros., the unit, house

Books:

The Dark Tower 1-7, Angels and Demons, The biggest secret, dude wheres my country, the organic chem lab survival manual: a student guide to techniques, books of blood collection, harry potter, the damnation game, the hellbound heart, the great and secret show, everville, bag of bones, the green mile, hearts in atlantis, nightmares and dreamscapes, thinner, 1984, vogel's textbook of practical organic chemistry, fear and loathing in los vegas, kingdom of fear, organic chemistry by john mcmurry 5th edition, the great shark hunt, the hiram key, America:the book, the teachings of don juan: a yaqui way of knowledge, slaughter house V, True Hallucinations, The Last Templar

Heroes:

Myself, albert hoffman, alexander and ann shulgin, david e. nichols

My Blog

Drunkin thoughts on a Monday night

Seeing as it is martin luther king day i decided to honer this great man by saying "FUCK YOU" to work and drink beast ice all day. To each their own, I can't spacificate the cromulent inclination that...
Posted by Will McFilth on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:11:00 PST

Stoke it up, man

Jim Beam+Chris's unwanted furniture=Bondmuthafuckinfire!   ...
Posted by Will McFilth on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

Mathmatics is universal, but can I use it as money?

I wonder if I can pay people with a check that is made out as a mathmatical equation. Like if i ow this nigga 84 bux if i wrote it out like : 60(1/4) + (20(3)) + 9 Dollars if they would except it. Yea...
Posted by Will McFilth on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

I'm done with punk rock

I woke up a little while ago and the tv was on because when you pass out drunk you have a tendency to leave things the way they were. I was checking on how much of The Departed had downloaded when som...
Posted by Will McFilth on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST

Its Hammer Time

I think I have found my calling in life. With the help of this kit I will  trans-metamalgamorphasize into the greatest rapper on the planet. Now I'm going to have to have a badass street nam...
Posted by Will McFilth on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

The Queers at the Rock and Roll Hotlel about 30-some pictures

Its been a little over a year since I've seen The Queers and that was at the Otto Bar in Baltimore, wich sucks because I'm not a big fan of Baltimore so when I saw that The Queers were playing in DC, ...
Posted by Will McFilth on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:55:00 PST

Aloneical processitionaly of think rightley unguidification(Yourselfishticated.)

I was eating some two day old pizza crust and talking to my friend Jesus about that time him and I went to the dollar store. I was amazed that HE rembered us going there because He is doing thing...
Posted by Will McFilth on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

Camel cigarettes are sending me a smoke signal

Good fucking god in heaven I haven't smoked a cigarette in over 8 months and for some reason Camel started sending me shit. The last thing they sent me was a blindfold. What the fuck man. That got me ...
Posted by Will McFilth on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

Capdown's new one blows porno cock. plus some pics of new years

Do you ever forget which side of the road you're supposed to drive on? I was walking down the street this afternoon and I thought to myself as I was comming to a side street "if I were a car which lan...
Posted by Will McFilth on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

I love strip clubs

And for those who think their right, execute them on site, and shout Praise Be when the Serpent falls. Yea I'm listening to some Bluegrass and figured I'd make up my own verse. Speaking of Bluegrass W...
Posted by Will McFilth on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST