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DJ VTEC

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI want to take this oppertunity to thank all of you guys out there who have supported me in my most recent acheivement. On March 1, 2006 I was awarded the highly distinguished title of 37th runner up for "Most severe case of Poison Ivy in an akward area" THANKS TO ALL MY FANS!Actually, I'm really a boring person. Most of the time, you can find me just sitting at home juggling marshmellows, and practicing my various gift wrapping techniques. I am also currently being considered to represent "The Association of Nocturnal Brazilian Shaolin Rubix Cubers and Underwater Basket Weavers United" for the 77th annual pin the tail on the donkey competition being held in Las Vegas. Hopefully this will go well. first place gets an all expense paid trip to the Mira Mesa Rec Center, and will receive 8 discontinued (stale) M&M's.Most of the time you can find me sitting in front my living room hunched over with bad posture and drooling with a hooded sweatshirt on backwards to catch my saliva as I stare aimlessly into the TV as the start menu for a bootleg version of sixteen candles repeats over and over.Don't worry, I'll actually get out more this week, and maybe have something interesting to talk about.Till then.......................................................P EACE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

I like to hang out with my friends. Mostly the girls that I meet randomly on the street with a lazy eye. Those are the easiest to beat when playing strip dodge ball. Especially since they are usually overweight, and are connected by the waist with their siamese cousin. I also have an imagniary billingual friend that likes to juggle live hampsters while installing doorknobs upside down, before misleading customers at his job as a door to door door salesman. His name is Augostovio Mantircolosis Agoncillio Ramirez Jr. but I call him Tito Boy.I also like tennis.

I'd like to meet:

I think that you can learn something from anyone, so I want to meet as many people as possible.Actually, I really want to meet a superficial girl that is materialistic, and looks in a mirror every 5 minutes. It really turnes me on too, if she were to shave her eyebrows, and draw them back on, right in the middle of her forehead. it would be a plus if they were drawn on with a really high arch, so shel looks surprised all the time. Make up is a good thing too. And not just a little touch up every now and then, I'm talking about reapplying make up 48 times a day (I like to call this "Cake-Up"), so at the end of the night I could punch her in the face, and she wouldn't feel it. then in the morning, when she wakes up, she would look like a completely different person. It would be like having two girlfriends. Most likely she will have some really cheap ass make-up that will rub off on all my white pillowcases, so i can cut them up and make them into t-shirts for all my jamaican friends, that want the latest in designer tie-dye apparel. Hopefully her eyebrows rubb off too, so I can take a picture of her and sent it to a newspaper. I'll tell them that I'm the first asian to have an alien encounter, but in my interview, I'll still wear some osh kosh b'gosh overalls with no shirt, or shoes, and chew on some straw, to give that authentic country effect!

Music:

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Anything, it doesn't really matter. If you shuffle the songs on my iPod, you'd see what i mean. Mostly Hip-Hop though (not to be confused with rap, or that crap that they play on the radio). if you really want to know what I like, find some atmosphere, emanon, arsonists, visionaries, or invisibl skratch piklz. This should give you a good idea of what I like. Also, you could visit Jill on my friends list, She knows what's up!

Movies:

Titanic 2, Ernest Goes to Jail, Surf Ninjas, Three Amigos, Harold & Kumar,Revenge of the Nerds,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze, Muppets in Manhattan, Over The Top, Ong Bak, Born to Fight, Enter the Dragon, Orgazmo, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, Tera Tera Tera, Girls Gone Wild, and of course: Brokeback Mountain

Television:

I don't have cable, so all I do is watch the TV!

Books:

"643 easy steps to bring out the tribal Filipeener in you, and a couple of your friends", Green Eggs and Ham, Indian in the Cupbord, Kama Sutra (the pop-up limited edition), Nokia 5190 Operations Manual/Instruciones Para Operation

Heroes:

Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows)

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Phone Theories

Phone Theories: by Vincent FuentebellaEvery theory has exceptions. That's why they are called theories. Otherwise they would be facts. So if you get offended by this, keep in mind that it might not ap...
Posted by DJ VTEC on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:23:00 PST