Much like the antlion, I have enormous piercing sucking mandibles.
also...
I like Buster Keaton
And most importantly of all, my inner monologue consists mainly of a continuous loop of the Bagle Bites jingle. ..
My goal in life is to be EXACTLY like Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias... also: Cooking with my boyfriend, literature, dark beers, straight bourbon, good movies, cold chillin' with my cats (that's right, chillin'), coffee with my sister, grilling on the roof with my friends, dive bars, raw oysters, free clothes, fat bowls, rock and/or roll, textured stalkings, biscuits and gravy... and a good bloody mary on Sunday mornings.
Adrien Brody, people who are also afraid of ET... and anyone who has the other half of this GOLDEN AMULET.
Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Warren Zevon, Leonard Cohen, The Mountain Goats, The Magnetic Fields, Of Montreal, Jens Lekman, Animal Collective, Blonde Redhead, The Byrds, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Frank Zappa, The Pogues, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, The Pixies, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Elliott Smith, Randy (Fucking) Newman, The Fucking Buckaroos, Wilco, Roxy Music, Wolf Parade, Ramblin' Jack Elliott, Bob Seger, The Talking Heads, David Bowie, The Boss, The Murder City Devils, Harry Nillson, Band of Horses... it depends on the weather.
...Wild at Heart, Crash (David Cronenberg's), Dogville; The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover; Annie Hall, True Stories, Breathless, Better Off Dead, Starship Troopers, The Rock, The Piano, Doctor Zhivago, The Royal Tenenbaums, Aliens; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; The Proposition, Blade Runner, Children of Men (KIDS OF GUYS!), Splendor In the Grass, Die Hard, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Do the Right Thing, There Will Be Blood, Manhattan, The Thin Red Line, Throne of Blood, Altered States, Good Will Hunting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Brazil, Fiddler on the Roof, Videodrome, Titus, Serial Mom, Chinatown, Days of Heaven, Buffalo 66, The American Astronaut, O Brother Where Art Thou, Rumble Fish, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford... and anything else involving Orson Welles or pre-2000 Woody Allen
Mr. Show
Firefly
Freaks and Geeks
Flight of the Conchords
South Park
Alton Brown - related programs
Reading is for Queers, Pussies, and Queer Pussies.
Alex Pizzasghetti's Beard.