Bowman the Broke Ass Rockstar

BEST BAND BIO EVER
With in one week my life long cousin and guitarist quit the band . He said he didn't like driving home drunk from the Hamilton gigs any more . Mentioned something about having a family to think about now . Then my bass player got cancer of the thigh and had to leave . He's okay now . And THEN my drummer left town to play drums aboard some gay cruise ship in the Caribbean somewhere .
And if that wasn’t a bad enough blow to ones ego , the crack whore that lived above my mom’s place had a real life Backdraft adventure and the ceiling fell on my mom's pull out couch . Spent my 33rd birthday freezing my ass off wrapping boxes , cursing up and down the burnt hotdog smelling hallways . So for now it’s just the Bowman the Broke Ass Rockstar . I ain’t got no band . It’s just me and my acoustic guitar (which I haven’t paid for yet) right now .
You want some honesty ? Come out and see this real life Broke Ass Rockstar . Listen to the songs that’ll make you laugh out loud or feel uncomfortable . Sing along to songs about Fat chicks , cheating girlfriends and hot 16 year olds . I really don’t give a fuck about shit anymore kids .
Come and get a case of Bowmanitis . It’ll do your soul some good .
This is me opening for Billy Talent in Madrid Spain March 07 ...
and this is me playing w/the STEREOHOAX November 30th 07 ...