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~Danelle Joy~

I love Excel speadsheets cause I can CONTROL them...MUAhaHAhaHaaaaaaaaa!!!!! ROFLOL

About Me


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My name is Danelle. I have a wonderful husband and lots of pets: 9 cats, 1 dog, and a few fish. I will have more dogs, a donkey, some goats and chickens, and probably many more other animals when we have the room for them.
I also do some cat rescue - mainly getting random feral cats to trust me and then having them fixed so they don't give birth to eventual roadkill. People who don't spay and neuter their pets really make me angry, you can have it done for practically free these days, so there is NO EXCUSE.
I am the vocalist for the band Terrestrial Harvest. Check out our page (in my top Friends)...dig the tunes, leave comments, etc. and GO TO OUR SHOWS if you can!
I love:
Jesus Christ - He is AMAZING!
My husband, for putting up with me bouncing off the walls LOL
My pets (yeah, even the fish!)
My family
My friends, and my enemies too
Singing - with my band, in the car, worshipping in church, karaoke...Heck, I even like practicing scales and stuff like that.
METAL! I love it all but especially Christian metal, and the heavier - the better!!
Actually I enjoy almost ALL styles of music, with a few exceptions: Most easy-listening bores me to tears (OK, maybe throwing things is more like it) and top 40 pop songs are a catch-22. Overall, lyrics matter to me very much...and I can't stand a LOT of what I hear on the radio. And if I posted all the bands & artists I like this page might never stop scrolling. Seriously! But I don't like Panic At The Disco. I'm sorry & no offense if you do...but I don't!
I like to play guitar but haven't sat down and done it for awhile. Looks like I'll be starting up again soon though. I feel the pull of the fretboard calling my hand back to it. lol.
Collecting a few tattoos, especially ones reflecting my faith...
Driving my car with the music up really, REALLY loud.
I consume frightening amounts of sugar at times, but paradoxically I do not like a lot of candy.
Perfectly ripe fresh fruit with no bruises...except I like slightly green bananas. I think I might be a fruit snob.
Staying up WAY too late, and being on the Internet for hours - just googling stuff, reading blogs, whatever.
Computers are sort of in my blood. My dad had me programming a Texas Instruments computer in BASIC at age 11 or 12. I need to get an IT job, LOL.

My Interests

places I’d love to go:

I live for airshows, especially if the Blue Angels are flying
I want to ride every rollercoaster on Earth at least once before I die!!
Back to Cancun for a week or two, this time with my husband ONLY.
Zoos, wild animal parks, and places like Sea World freaking ROCK.
Israel
I want to swim with dolphins!
The U.K. (to drink a lot of tea, LOL)
Florida (Disney World)
Paris (Euro Disney)
Japan (Tokyo Disney, the Harajuku district)
Hong Kong (the Disney park there, and to eat lots of authentic Chinese food…mmm!)
Hawaii
New York City
Brazil (once I was told I looked Brazilian. Talk about a compliment.)
Switzerland
Germany
The Bahamas
Jamaica
Australia
India
everywhere else!!!
honestly, I love to travel. Don’t get to do nearly enough of it either.

I would like to live:

in Anaheim, close to Disneyland!
in the mountains, where it actually snows in the winter…
out in the country on acres of land, with lots of animals. I’ll have a freakin’ farm.
in Malibu - actually near any beach, as long as my home is on high enough ground to avoid tsunami waves.
(Malibu, Zuma, Corona Del Mar, Salt Creek,, Huntington Beach, and Dockweiler are my favorite beaches here in Cali.)
In Washington state. BUTonly if I can still be in my band, which is based in Southern California.

my THERAPY!!!

Quiet time in the Word
Worshipping
Relaxing (or maybe getting crazy…LOL) with my husband, pets, family, and friends
Singing - especially with my band, Terrestrial Harvest.
Hanging with my bandmates (and their significant others) cause they’re all super rad
Writing lyrics
Writing random stuff to vent my overflowing thoughts and ideas i.e. BLOGGING, haha!
Writing music - I don’t do it often but I love to
Listening to music I love, there is so much of it…
Driving - it’s fun for me. Even being in traffic does not bug me too much, as long as I am not late being somewhere important because of it. But I’ll pass on tickets and accidents, thanx!
Shopping is fun…duh, I’m female
Organizing things
Long, hot baths with good reading material and a cold drink
Hitting the beach to play in the waves
Being out in nature, just about anywhere
Rollerskating, bike riding & swimming
Working out
Cooking
Gardening
Getting new tattoos
Changing my hair color, believe it or not!
Last but definitely not least: Accomplishing the (allegedly) impossible…and living to tell the tale!

stuff I WANT:

SoBe Oolong 3G tea…can’t find it ANYWHERE anymore. =(
more rainy days
a DeLorean
a Harley-Davidson Sportster
my own restaurant/concert venue/roller rink/boutique
front row at my favorite artists’ concerts. Even if I can watch from backstage, I’d rather be in the audience…
more closet space
to found an animal rescue nonprofit, with a special sanctuary for feral cats - and a place for allegedly ‘unadoptable’ dogs to live their days out in happiness and freedom instead of being put to sleep cause their jerky owners taught them to be mean and/or possessive of their food…
as close to front row as possible at my favorite artists’ concerts. Even if I can watch from backstage, I’d rather be in the audience!

and what I HATE???

lies & liars. Just shut up if you can’t tell the truth, K?
fake people who won’t be themselves & play dumb games all the time
hypocrisy
greed
overripe/rotten fruit and vegetables
most artificial flavorings
cheap candy
stepping on gum
abortion. Deal with it. And I’m not sorry.
having a ‘muffin’ - avoid at all costs. Yeah, LOL.
closedmindedness & political correctness make me BARF!
being forced to listen to music I do not like is a form of torture
long pants that are too short
complaining and whining, when you haven’t made an effort to change what you can

I'd like to meet:

Melody Green
Dave Mustaine
Alice Cooper
Steve Rowe
Ted Kirkpatrick
Lindsay Lohan
Queen Elizabeth
David Bowie
Axl Rose
Slash
Duff McKagan
Bono
Kate Hudson
Jessica Alba
Amy Winehouse
Ted Nugent
Danny Elfman
Marilyn Manson
Gwen Stefani
Tommy Victor
Angelina Jolie
The Osbournes
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Ty Pennington
Johnny Depp
Martha Stewart
Donald Trump
Muhammad Ali
Gene Simmons & his entire family
your mama

Music:

for starters (in no order of preference except maybe the first dozen or so, LOL):Guns N' Roses - Megadeth - Tourniquet - Trans-Siberian Orchestra - David Bowie - Beatallica - Metallica (I like the old stuff best) - Scorpions - Hanoi Rocks - Suicidal Tendencies - Bloodgood - Mortification - my band, Terrestrial Harvest (of course) - Danielle Dax - Sacred Storm - Iron Maiden - Ozzy Osbourne - 2nd Chapter of Acts - - Beatles - Blues Traveler - Stryper - Disciple - Witch Of Endor - Metal Church - Keith Green - Led Zeppelin - Impelliteri - Vainglory - System Of A Down - Aerosmith - X-Sinner - Daniel Amos - Dethklok - Dio - Rammstein - Velvet Revolver - Prong - Sisters of Mercy - Electric Light Orchestra - Bride - Spades & Blades - Pink Floyd - Tori Amos - superchic(K) - Focused - AC/DC - Eazy-E - P.O.D. - Fields of the Nephilim - Christina Aguilera - Blind Guardian - Oingo Boingo - Ramones - Me First & the Gimme Gimmes - Siouxsie Sioux - Traveling Wilburys - Steve Vai - Weird Al Yankovic - Joe Satriani - Queen - Amy Winehouse - Styx - The Cult - Cheap Trick - Deliverance - Peter Murphy - Helloween - Scatterbrain - Disney music in general - Galactic Cowboys - Exodus - lots and lots and lots more; look in my Friends!!!...

Movies:

extremely violent (action, not horror)
extremely funny (if it’s lowbrow, it better be intelligently so)
extremely cheesy/kitschy (musicals ROCK my world)
Disney classics
documentaries
mockumentaries
foreign films with subtitles

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter
METALOCALYPSE rules.
Twilight Zone - the original episodes, of course.
Just about anything on Animal Planet, especially Animal Cops/Animal Precinct
VH1 Classic: I could leave it on all day & night - and turn it up to 11 for METAL MANIA!
Flying House...it is a strange anime-ish Christian cartoon, very cool
I dig watching “The Way Of The Master” when I catch it but have yet to see the one with the chimpanzee at the dinner table.
MAD TV
What Not To Wear
Any real estate related shows, cause that’s my day job :)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Headlines!!
Foreign language programming with English subtitles, and/or American movies overdubbed in Spanish
NASCAR
Raiders football
Shows about theme parks and roller coaster technology
House
Girls Behaving Badly
Cops

Books:

currently reading: The Thomas Factor by Winkie Pratney

and this song mentions one of my favorite books EVER!I love to read. Mostly non-fiction though (except for Stephen King, Robin Cook, Leslie Glass, Dean R. Koontz, and C.S. Lewis - plus a few others too that do not come to mind at the moment)!

Heroes:

Jesus Christ!

My husband...

My grandparents

Our brave military servicemen & women, whereever they are -I thank you all!

JOHN MCCLANE!!! LOL but he rocks, too bad he's just a movie character!!!

* DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER & FAMILY. Y'ALL RULE!!! *

Keith Green

Abdul Rahman
Jackie Chan

Walt Disney

My fellow female musicians - shoutouts, love & props to all of you!

ALL you metal guitarists out there...

Angelina Jolie, for her heart!

People who make killer AMVs

Roller coaster designers, I
Those who make the impossible, possible.

Velvet Revolver, for doing the most awesome ELO cover I have ever heard!!! Can't Get It Out Of My Head, indeed!!!

My Blog

AUGGH....STOP IT!!! please.

***this is a rant, be warned*** I am SO SICK of seeing the possessive tense punctuation used as a plural. I am talking about advertising mostly, also web pages and even articles in newspapers. It is...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

if you were wondering what’s happened

FYI everyone: I know I used to be a LOT more active here, leaving comments, saying Happy Birthdays, etc., etc. That was due to having regular access to a decent Web connection (at work) - I did not w...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

monday

it was a kinda sorta awful day. started out all right, I was planning to do vocal exercises - a little housework - then suit up and go catch some Santa Ana wind-fueled waves with my boogie board, bef...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

got a double dose today! TWO awesome devotionals... =)

October 19, 2007: Today's "My Utmost For His Highest" found at: http://www.rbc.org/utmost/index.php   The Unheeded Secret Jesus answered, "My kingdom is not of this world"  John 18:36 The great...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:25:00 PST

songs in the night...

Meditation for This Evening by Charles Spurgeon October 19 - Evening "God, my Maker, who giveth songs in the night." Job 35:10 Any man can sing in the day. When the cup is full, man draws inspirati...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:15:00 PST

my profile song...

is none other than my band, Terrestrial Harvest! that's me on vocals! We're going to be in the studio as often as possible and will be recording for awhile, eventually releasing a full-length CD...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST

oy vey

I cannot believe I just spent 2 1/2 hours in traffic between 9 PM and 11:30 PM on the freaking awful 91 freeway. During that time, I managed to read an issue of the OC Weekly, paint my nails, send a ...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:29:00 PST

DINOSAUR LINES MAKE-A-ME SO VETTY CRAYZEE, yah

In many ways I can be an extremely patient person. Even though I can have a quick temper, most of the time I don't get bothered by a lot of the stuff that drives others batspit crazy. But S L O W int...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

We be rockin the eBay auctions this week...

See, I have 19 record albums on eBay right now - we're trying to pay the bills and have all these on CD so it's sales time...almost all are either VG++ or NM condition. And No Reserve cause I HATE Res...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:20:00 PST

Tonights the night (stop that old Rod Stewart song RIGHT NOW, ya hear)

well, tonight's the night where I attempt to reset my ridiculously wacked out internal clock to something resembling a normal sleep cycle. SO tonight after band practice, when I get home, I am not goi...
Posted by ~Danelle Joy~ on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:42:00 PST