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About Me

I can raise each of my eyebrows individually. One of my nearest and dearest friends was adopted from India and I believe that to be the most profound/impactful means of recycling. Needless to say, I will not procreate. I am, however, a proud aunty. My neice, Cate, has a line up of christmas songs, done w/her four yr. old lisp, that she sang to me over the phone, recently, before issuing her signature "Love you, miss you, bye!" in one breath. I would supply a photo save for the fact that it would be an injustice to sandwhich her between the existing pics of brass poles, nose picking, or cross dressing. I am building a collecting of tatoos, 6 strong and counting. My tats reflect my asymetrical nature, a characteristic I was born w/from the off-center cleft in my chin to my crooked ass-crack (I guess you have to see it to believe it).If you have yet to watch "Little Miss Sunshine" I strongly urge you to do so.

My Interests

the condition of my gums

I'd like to meet:

albert einstein, sarah silverman (WATCH "JESUS IS MAGIC". DO IT.), johnny lang (yeah, i'd like to CONNECT w/him, heh heh)

Music:

flaming lips, blackalicious, saul williams, billy joel, ac dc, led zepplin, the beatles, d'angelo, johnny lang (mmmm...johnny lang), stevie wonder, the who, yes, sly and the family stone, bjork (genius), rage against the machine, ani difranco, madeline peyroux, diana krall, miles davis, moe., ben folds, dave mathews (pre-everyday), coldplay (not their 3rd album),tears for fears, talking heads, king crimson (b4 the 90's), oysterhead, flying frog briggade, beck, many, MANY others, and my own music, which is a fusion of disco and heavy metal.

Movies:

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (favorite of all time, for now), brick, mysterious skin, irreversable, i heart huckabees, flirting with disaster, the big lebowski, the man who knew too little, super troopers, being john malcovich, freddy got fingered, anything Wes Anderson, anything Quentin Tarentino, most Guy Ritchie, most farrely bros., V FOR VENDETTA, among many others. everything brad pitt does is swell (save mr. & mrs. smith: hollywood garbage, and his accent for Seven Years in Tibet: no bueno). i enjoy films with hard hitting truth in their message (i.e. Lord of War, The Matrix, The Constant Gardener, The Island). a few films i believe should never have been made... Oceans Twelve (though i enjoyed the remake of Eleven), Mr. & Mrs. Smith, most dude flicks (high charged action with minimally developed story to push a plot in which the main objective is to get the next explosion/punch/t&a shot in: and i enjoy explosions/fight sequences/t&a, trust me!), but most of all, the films that should NEVER be made are f*ing chick flicks (emotionally charged muckity-muck, muck, usually of the "romance" genre, in which a grotesquely over dramatic story line pushes the next shopping/crying/finding-the-right-man scene)!!

Television:

i don't watch TV. i do indulge in the simpon's box sets, however.

Books:

anything Paulo Coelho, the kin of ata are waiting for you, the celestine prophecy, einstein's dreams, harry potter (yes, i admit it), the giver, night by eli wiesel, i am a NEW addition to the TOM ROBBINS fan club! honestly, i can't remember the last book i read to completion that i disliked.

Heroes:

myself. my immediate family.

My Blog

suprise! i’m at strozzi’s.

to all who live in austin texas... if you give a damn, i want to come back. i need couches o surf on and strip clubs to work in thru november. if you can help me in any way, like, hooking me up with y...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:40:00 PST

the cereal bowl of today is the cereal bowl of tomorrow...

...by which i mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. this also applies to trash cans. they simply exist to toss rubish into. no one needed for them to be automated. the one i speak of, in particular, ...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:56:00 PST

youre not missing much if you skip over this one.

i can't tell if i'm hung over or still a little drunk. i have this retched condition that doesn't allow me to get the required amount of sleep after a night getting drunk. they still don't know what i...
Posted by sarah on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:39:00 PST

tell me what you think of the song, dammit.

the song on my page currently is one i wrote, on which my friend, Gerit, played guitar. he and his good friend sean are responsible for the recording and mastering. yes, that's me singing. here's...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:52:00 PST

hello 2008!!

i am practically mormon. except for the requirement of holy panties and celebacy before marriage i don't adhere to and the caffeen, prostitution and drug trafficing i still indulge...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:01:00 PST

hmm...

yo. so, i didn't break any bone in my ankle or any other and i'm healed up quite nicely since the incident i mentioned last time. i attended a poetry slam last night for the first time. wow. i am insp...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:50:00 PST

smokes make me deleriously happy and guilty.

recently i had a little fall down. i'm gonna say right now, i was shroomin' in the best way i ever have in my life. i don't care one iota for your opinion about that, however, i subsequently decided t...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

i really hate one stall public restrooms

this past monday i sang w/a band after open mic. it was a bit more fun than open mic. i plan to do it again. i am pretty sure i kicked ass.
Posted by sarah on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

This Damned Tea is too HOT to drink!

Just wanted to throw this out there for the world... i played @ my first open mic last week. It went very well. Did you really think it would be any other way? I played three originals and they w...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST

Interview with a Vegetarian

I: "Why is it that you have chosen the lifestyle of a herbivore?" V: "When human flesh goes on the market I'll gladly resume my place with the omnivorous masses. Until then I can sustai...
Posted by sarah on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:09:00 PST