Big, black, furry creature from Mars

..*****NATIVE IOWAN, DENVER ALUMNI, WALNUT RIDGE ALUMNI, Air Force TROOP, 3 UNIVERSITIES, 2 JUNIOR COLLEGES, a year in Texas & 3 years in Virginia Beach, VA; SOMEONE OUGHT TO KNOW ME! "Fighting for your right to party, one airstrike at a time." In celebration of class, virtue, patience, loyalty, integrity & strong faith. #####NEW!!####& #035;#########& #035;#########& #035;###FREE!##### ************GOT DRUGS??? YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS!************** ................HERE IT IS, THE ORIGINAL NAPOLEON DYNAMITE:
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###[The last few songs will be played at my funeral. Bummer, huh?]
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IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, BE MY FRIEND! IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, BEFRIEND ME ANYWAY. REJECT EFFORTS BY INDIVIDUALS WHO ATTEMPT TO CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS FOR YOU, AS THIS IS TYRANNY. Welcome to MySpace.///Who is this fool?///I'M TRAINED TO BE QUITE VIGILANT; YOUR SAFTETY IS MY PRIORITY///I LOVE MY ENEMIES///MY PREVIOUS BUSINESS EXPERIENCE INVOLVED KILLING PEOPLE AND BREAKING STUFF///I GIVE AND FOLLOW ORDERS///CAUTION: MY weBLOGS SUCK BUTT- please don't read them unmindful of this///PERIODICALLY, I POST ODD & OBSCURE LYRICS/POETRY FOR YOU TO LEISURELY PERUSE, ALWAYS CITING THE WRITER TO WHOM THE CREDIT IS DUE :-) /// SOME GENERAL INFO--Derived from dust like eveyone else ///United States Armed Forces Veteran: Air Force 1st Fighter Wing, Virginia Beach///Trained during Operation Enduring Freedom/Active in Operation Iraqi Freedom///Decorated Ready Reservist with separation date of 7/27/09 ///Lifetime officer in the Lord's Army (yes, sir) ***TOP FIVE BEER QUOTES***/// "He is a wise man who invented beer" -Plato /// "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin /// "Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop." -Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944 /// "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry /// "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer." -Abraham Lincoln///May your heart be pure and your beer delicious. Here's to learning, leading, and helping folks who are needing. Prost! Cheers!/// SUPERGIRL: Tu sors de ton Austin Morris Et te déhanches comme une actriceTa petite mini de chez Armani Est tout ce qu'il y a de plus sexyHey Supergirl Ton rouge à lèvres de Lancaster Donne à ta belle bouche un mystère Que je viendrai bientôt percer Toi tu en resteras bouche-béeTu n'auras plus besoin d'argent Ni de vêtements élégants Il te faudra de la souplesse De l'audace de l'adresse De la tendresse de tigresseHey Supergirl -Cactus/Finsterwalde of Stereo Total
at BIKEI've got a bike. You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke. There's a tear up the front. It's red and black, I've had it for months. If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house. I don't know why. I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.I've got a clan of gingerbread men. Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men. Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world. I'll give you anything, everything if you want things.I know a room of musical tunes. Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork. Let's go into the other room and make them work.-Syd Barrett [1946-2006]Pantomime mixtures of heaven and earth Jumbled events that have less than no worth Time in the forest to dig under rocks Or float in the ocean asleep in a box-Marshall [Dav's delta waves in rapid eye stage: FUN WEIRD...just need a release to hook me...spiritual connection reflection...never let the music turn on you...someone different, more abundant, though no less human...masked agony still looks familiar...last gasps of life like hourglass granules spiral spent...being is no more the trend than suffering...may the love cadence etch a reluctant grin...a tsunami smile of firey red albinos...ssshhh] ALL that you touch All that you see All that you taste All you feel All that you love All that you hate All you distrust All you save All that you give All that you deal All that you buy beg, borrow or steal All you create All you destroy All that you do All that you say All that you eat Everyone you meet All that you slight Everyone you fight All that is now All that is gone All that's to come And everything under the sun is in tune But the sun is eclipsed by the moon. -Waters