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Phat Andy

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About Me


Ahhh . . . I hate these things - never know what the hell to write. Anyway, here goes: I'm 29 and live in Portsmouth. When not working, I can usually be found frequenting certain watering holes in and around Southsea with a collective of mates and generally making the most of not being at work. Not sure what else I have to put here, so I'll leave it like this for now. Oh yeh, thanks for reading this crap

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Neil Hannon, Ben Folds, Adam Duritz, Bernard Wrigley, Mark Radcliffe and Bill Bailey. I have met all the guys from top band Thursday a few times as well as TV legends Jenny Powell and Jeremy Clarkson . . . and I once shared the same flight from Paris Charles de Gaulle to London Heathrow with Mr Stevie Wonder

Music:

Hmm . . . interesting one this. I'll list some of the stuff I've got and you can let me know what you think. OK, here goes: Weezer, The Beatles, Counting Crows, Thursday, Keane, Hundred Reasons, Red Letter Day, Bob Marley, The Get Up Kids, The Lightning Seeds, Deftones, The Used, Bruce Springsteen, Sleeper, U2, Guns N Roses, David Gray, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Bluetones, Radiohead, Nirvana, The Divine Comedy, Jimi Hendrix, Alanis Morissette, Oasis, Kaiser Chiefs, Soundgarden, Lit, Team Alaska, Roots Manuva, Thirst, Muse, Pavement, Warren Zevon, Foo Fighters, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Split Enz, Crowded House, Fade Out, The Strokes, A, At The Drive In, Kiss, The Darkness, Manic Street Preachers, The Smiths, Suede, The Hooters, Ryan Adams, The Killers, Shed Seven, Dodgy, Cornershop, The Charlatans, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Graham Coxon, UK Subs, David Bowie, Shed Seven, REM, Train, Lowgold, Blur, The Movielife, Supergrass, Gary Numan, The Talkingheads, Eels . . .

Movies:

My most favourite films would probably have to be . . . The Italian Job (original), Shaun Of The Dead, The Sting, Final Destination, The Naked Gun, Mallrats, The Game, Quadrophenia, all 3 Die Hards, The 51st State, Ronin, The Score, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Taxi, Airplane . . .

Television:

Without a doubt, favourite TV stuff would be: Family Guy, Top Gear, Jam, 2DTV, Fawlty Towers, The League Of Gentlemen, Brasseye, Rock: Profile, The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Spaced, The Simpsons, Dukes Of Hazard, KYTV, Little Britain, Trigger Happy TV, The Day Today, Black Books, The A-Team, Black Adder, Big Train . . .

Books:

Never seem to read very much but that said, I do enjoy all the offerings from Andy McNab and Chris Ryan

Heroes:

Papa Lazarou

My Blog

what a night . . .

Went to the Wedgewood Rooms last night to check out Zuma and Fadeout and they fuckin' rocked! Gig was closely followed by a wicked party at Tim's pad, although I didn't get too battered beyond all com...
Posted by Phat Andy on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:58:00 PST

a new joke

The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The reverend wasn't...
Posted by Phat Andy on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:13:00 PST

my new favourite joke

A man goes to the zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog. It was a Shitzu
Posted by Phat Andy on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:02:00 PST

joke de jour

A woman went into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre . . . so he gave her one
Posted by Phat Andy on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:20:00 PST

WAHEY

It's great to be back! Due to my computer deciding to go on strike for what seemed like an eternity but was in fact only 2 months, the issues of working conditions and pay have finally been sorted out...
Posted by Phat Andy on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:55:00 PST

joke de jour

A Chineseman walked into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman looked at him and said "Blimey, where'd you get that thing?" and the parrot said "China - there's loads of 'em"
Posted by Phat Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in the name of sanity!?!

I went round to a mates house last night and there was a huge pile of horse manure in the middle of the dining room. I had to ask him why and he said "Well, it keeps the flies of my dinner". Why?
Posted by Phat Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

not the most random thought of the day . . .

You know those signs that people put up in their front windows and on their front gates showing a picture of a dog and underneath it says "I live here" - do they do that to scare off burglars or to sh...
Posted by Phat Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHAT A DAY ! ! !

Aah, what an eventful day yesterday became! Set off at midday with Jim, Paul and comedy Nick and eventually arrived in Brixton early afternoon. Car parked, we sampled some of the plentiful bars in and...
Posted by Phat Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

not long now . . .

Barely 24 hours now until I make the pilgrimmage to Brixton Academy in London village to spend an evening in the company of the mighty WEEZER . . . WAHEY ! ! !
Posted by Phat Andy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST