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I'M the MOTHER flippin'

i got the serious man-essence surplus make-a-ladies go boom!

About Me

being clever works for me...

My Interests

An unnatural obsession for kool-aid (oh yeah!), my ridiculously large collection of sunglasses, comic books / book books ("I'm learn-ding!"), action figures, drinkin girly drinks cuz I'm secure in my manliness.......

I'd like to meet:

anyone I've been friends with before or anyone who would be a good connection for work or play... and I'm talking about straight up heterosexual kinda play, quit messaging me trying to get laid if you're a dude, it just ain't happening... unless of course you have a lot of money, like buy me a beachhouse in Malibu kinda money, then we can talk but I won't be the catcher...

Music:

just about anything that sounds good to me, which i realize isn't a real answer but screw it I don't feel like listing everything .......

Movies:

hmmmm, Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, Family Guy DVD's, Nightmare before X-Mas, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Dude Where's my Car?, Fight Club, Snatch, if anyone is interested in aquiring a cr@pload of DVD's they only need to break into my apartment...

Television:

24, House, Family Guy, Lost, My Name is Earl, The Office, Prison Break, Best Week Ever

Books:

anything by Lemony Snicket, Hunter S Thompson or Chuck Pahlniuk........

Heroes:

Spider-Man, notice I remembered the hyphen, anybody that doesn't is a poser... and be sure to click on the banner below cuz I spent too much time learning some easy html to make it...

My Blog

10/11/03 10:30 am

I just took a shower and then walked the dog (no thats not a secret codeword for masturbation, but thats a good idea nonetheless), does anyone really care about these?
Posted by I'M the MOTHER flippin' on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST