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Old Miss Marvelous

Oh Brother.

About Me



If you are looking for arts and crafts, please go to and befriend http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=189293146 thank you .

my own Mother called me last week and said "do you watch that show ugly betty?...you look just like her! she's so cute! you have the same glasses and long black hair and she has jugs just like yours!" "mahhhh-ommm! i do NOT look like Ugly Betty!" "oh honey, she's Cute! it should be called Cute Betty!"

My Interests

supplementing memory with documents and pictures.

animal art.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Emergency, Harry Belafonte, Queen

Movies:

e.t.

Television:

My favorite Matlock moment:

it happened just the other day,when he brought a Horse into the courtroom to prove someone's innocence! the judge said "Mister Matlock, how long do we have to have this animal in the courtroom?" to which he replied (very calmly)
"Your honor, this isn't a Bengal Tiger, or a Python Snake, it's just a brown horse, and he likes people. see, nice horse" (as he started petting the horse).

it was a moment of true love for me.

Books:

phoebe gloeckner, sts, lynda barry, sue coe, and picture books of baby animals crammed into clothes and positioned like human beings.

Heroes:

jane goodall.

My Blog

antm: natasha gets picked on.

tonight's theme was: Pick on Natasha.the show started with natasha face down on her cell phone, whimpering and purring for her husband on speakerphone, as renee (who is again cast as the villain {what...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

antm: wet washrag Britney gets the ax.

dear readers,i love to be manipulated by reality t.v.i am willing to buy whatever they feed me. what brought this up for me was the fact that the editing on ANTM was such that Renee was thought of as ...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

antm: The Mumbler Goes Home

finally.talk about some weak australian accents!this week (well, a few weeks ago, i am slowly catching up on antm with the help of diane gasperin's friend Tivo) the models were taken into a small room...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

i write from the road (ANTM New Episode)

dear friends,we knew it was going to happen and it did: Whitney was voted off of america's next top model.two girls stand before me.one has marbles in her mouth and has wrecked her brain with LSD.the ...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

antm 6: My Husband Lives On The Beach

seriously? My Husband Lives On The Beach. I'm in a really tough spot here. i just HAVE to win this competition , or pretty much my baby will catch on fire! note: natasha has a baby dionne has a baby...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST

Sister Spit Tour Dates!

Come and see me. bring a tomato or an old fashioned hook, but aim fast, i only have ten minutes!April5 Seattle, WA Elliott Bay Books6 Olympia, WA Jake's on 4th7 Portland, OR Reed College8 Arcata, CA9 ...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

antm: episode five

i'm sick! sick of mold, sick in bed. groggy and foggy i write about top model to you. tonight started with renee looming over Whitney's bed saying "you don't honestly think a plus sized model will ...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

episode four: I'm Drunk!

this evening, renee unwrapped her head-dress (as predicted here) and let loose the voldemort living on the back of her skull. she was devestated after not winning a forty thousand dollar CHARM BRACELE...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

ANTM : episode troi!

tres! here is why i cannot watch the commercials for Dead Silence that they show in the top model breaks: my roommate francois, who sits upon a chair right next to the t.v. and starts snarling and f...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

american idol reflections

1. melinda doolittle reminds me of sarah dougher. so much, some how! and the judges love her! somehow she employs her friends as her stylist and manager, which is  something i'd like to talk to h...
Posted by Old Miss Marvelous on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST